Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

What is anti mercurial bedding?

 

[Kit10]

It's the final Saturday of 2025 according to Pedro. Have I been in a coma?

Also it’s the 27th. Muppet.

 

[Kit10]

What is anti mercurial bedding?

He loves anything that is Anti Mercurial. Frequently he describes Jojoba oil as this. I think he means Anti Microbial. But no one in the Gallery can be ar*ed to correct him.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I might be desperate, but not so desperate to grimly hug a £9.99 stuffed toy from a Chinese sweat shop in a dimly lit hovel.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

It really is bordering on nauseating watching him trying to sell these watches… The Trevor thing really is sick bucket reaching. I do genuinely hope he is real.

Oh come on! Is he real?
Well,if you believe in Santa Claus anything is possible.

He is as real as:
Muriel from the Mendips,
Lily of the Lakes,
Ethel of Exmoor,
Dorothy of Dartmoor,
Nellie of Northumberland ad infinitum

And you still think they make these names up??

Shame on you. Trevor from the Cotswolds is a national treasure. IW love him.He buys all their salubrious,unique and unrivalled watches. Mike was only saying last night “and I’ve got to be honest wiv ya”. So there you have it. Honest Mike. As honest as the day is short.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Wellis, he says. It’s WELLYS, you disingenuous buffoon. Trying to make a £5.99 trimming comb sound like it’s made by Wella. Even more ridiculous name than Gammon. Famous brand, he says. The shyte that flows out of his gob.

A tablet on wheels, 21 inches high. Words fail me.

Is Josh ageing backwards? He’s had him over a year and he’s now aged five and half months.

 

[galesgal57]

I might be desperate, but not so desperate to grimly hug a £9.99 stuffed toy from a Chinese sweat shop in a dimly lit hovel.

I could say that he bites down on them whilst being spanked by our Bet/Bert, sorry if I have shocked anyone.

 

[galesgal57]

It seems that Josh has numerous problems just like his master. Or could it be a ploy to sell the dog shampoo.

 

[Kit10]

I am beyond excited for the 21” tablet on wheels.

 

[Muttley]

I could say that he bites down on them whilst being spanked by our Bet/Bert, sorry if I have shocked anyone.

I'm SO shocked...

 

[galesgal57]

I'm SO shocked...

I knew you would be.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Found it! Spent all day looking round the Cotswolds. So there you have it.Love ya Mike!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Freezing weather in the UK next Wednesday, he says…



What we’ve got is what we’ve got, he says. What WE’VE got is a bloke with a chronic disinformational cough and no apparent perception of the truth.

 

[Kit10]

So. This AI fan. No chance of switching it on to demonstrate how it works? No. Thought not.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh dear…He clearly meets the products for the first time, in the studio, live on-air. He can’t even set the temperature on it.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Freezing weather in the UK next Wednesday, he says…

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What we’ve got is what we’ve got, he says. What WE’VE got is a bloke with a chronic disinformational cough and no apparent perception of the truth.

You do realise what you’ve done here?

Chill Well ? was that intended? Sure made me laugh

 

[Bernie100]

If it sells out, like almost everything they sell, how is there stock in the warehouse to clear?

Nothing ever really sells out in Ideal World land as there will always be an endless supply of cheap, useless tat that no-one wants.

 

[Bernie100]

This AI fan.

Amazing scenes. Pedro trying to palm off a 'thermostat' as being 'AI Technology.'

 

[Bernie100]

How long before Pedro changes the: "I don't know about you but if there's one thing I hate then it's the cold...." record to the: "I don't know about you but if there's one thing I hate then it's the heat..." record? June? May? Maybe even March or April?

 

[Francy19]

Ooh an extraordinary pick of the day, says Pedro. I am excited….. not