Random musings and general banter.

[Francy19]

You’d be well mugged off if you bought one for £9.99. And they will still be making a profit selling it at £4.99

 

[Francy19]

Jezza went down a rabbit hole just then and ended up looking very uncomfortable about talking about the expensive boutiques he goes in near where he lives. Probably suddenly realised who the target audience is

 

[Francy19]

Batteries, not a great deal. Amazon have these exact same brand but a pack of 40, 24 AA and 16 AAA for £12.24, plus free delivery for Prime members

 

[HughTwo]

Caught Of-the-Masons for five minutes.
Yet another former job - he worked in a warehouse distributing to pharmacies and started work at 5 am.
Reason for his story?
A colleague had a thermos flask he used from 5am to 5pm to keep coffee hot.
IW price a fiver - some not direct comparison = some silly price over 50 quid.
"Multi-buy them and sell them on, I don't care".
Yes, Mike, We're past caring too

 

[HughTwo]

Jezza almost begging/demanding people come in for the Dobuy Air Freshners.

It's like Groundhog Day. Surely any potential buyers have heard this twaddle many times.

 

[Wanderer]

 

[Niwa]

Thank god Jezza has gone off.

 

[Niwa]

Oh no he's back on pre recorded with Jaipur which apparently smell like urinal cleaner according to one review I have seen recently.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Thank god Jezza has gone off.

He’s been rancid for years.

Whenever I hear his squeaky little lisping voice, Terry Scott doing the Curly Wurly ads comes to mind.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

 

[HughTwo]

Classic Of-the-Masons in one two-minute snapshot.

Flogging Dobuy air freshners telling you people will do from room to room saying your home smells gorgeous - loads of buyers coming in.

Followed by "don't miss Peter van Voluvent coming up with the steam mop/vacuum, then we have Jack de Manoir watch - "no prices yet because as soon as we reveal them, they will fly out".

Jump leads now...........I wonder if the breakdown story is coming up

They might as well just show pre-recorded slots from months ago

 

[HughTwo]

Yes, the Christmas Eve A1 story, police closed the road, they weren't allowed to give him a jump start, six to eight hour delay....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[HughTwo]

It's like IW bingo.

Muriel's in - her husband left the lights switched on, on Christmas Day.......

 

[Samki]

I had a look at the trust pilot reviews and they are dire - goods not delivered, substitutions etc. This company really is shoddy and dodgy

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Van Krashste doesn’t half cream his strides over this Hepa filter malarkey… You’d think that his vacuums have been fitted with solid gold ones, the fuss he makes about it. He really is a pis..poor demonstrator in general in my view.

 

[ronzy75]

Does the plinky plonky music remind anyone of tubular bells?

 

[Megabazus]

It’s a Christmas miracle. At 9 pm last night Moronic Mike stated that the ceramic heater sells out every time it comes to air, everyone wants one and it’s going to sell out again before 10 pm. Just over 12 hours later thanks to the heroic efforts of the IW buying team, extras stock has been found and delivered in. This company really does go that extra mile for it’s customers

 

[Megabazus]

Does the plinky plonky music remind anyone of tubular bells?

Think this version is by Bike Moldfield.

 

[Floormanger135]

Think this version is by Bike Moldfield.

check dms

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It really is bordering on nauseating watching him trying to sell these watches… The Trevor thing really is sick bucket reaching. I do genuinely hope he is real.