Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Interesting today when a lady called Angie texted in saying her eyebrows had fallen off after using one of these masks, and what could she do to get them back? Assuming it wasn’t somebody here taking the rise, that sounds quite serious? Goodyear Lips suggested she’d left herself inside the mask too long and to keep hydrated as part of the regrowing procedures. For me, anyone gullible or insecure enough to buy one of these horrendously expensive contraptions needs help. And not the sort of help on offer from a woman who freely admits rubbing human creams into her pussy.

Mrs Slocombe used to do that...

The eyebrows comment could be a wind up I guess but worrying if it wasn't. I wouldn't waste my money on these machines.

 

[Jazzydrury]

What Yiannis, Didn’t tell the guy who texted in about the Spandex was.

Even though Yiannis, said it wouldn’t do it, with the Foot, and that you’d need another foot.

He didn’t say, you’d probably spend as much on another foot, than the machine cost.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What is Morgan’s qualification for being presented as an expert on sewing machines? Does he make dresses for his family? Has he been to sewing machine school? Or he has sat beside somebody else using one an a crafting channel? If I stand beside a vet doing an examination of my dog’s anus, does that allow me to open a shop doing the same?

 

[Battiola73]

I'm not a fan of the new Cybermen design...

View attachment 30962

That should be Cyberwoman as I don’t think Cybermen wear dresses with sequinned sleeves.

 

[Battiola73]

What Yiannis, Didn’t tell the guy who texted in about the Spandex was.

Even though Yiannis, said it wouldn’t do it, with the Foot, and that you’d need another foot.

He didn’t say, you’d probably spend as much on another foot, than the machine cost.

Spandex is not the easiest fabric to sew. On the odd occasion I’ve used it, I use my walking foot and a stretch stitch.

 

[Jason]

No cheesy intro from Peter Simon this morning, just straight in to the collagen. No twinkly Christmas music either.

 

[Muttley]

That should be Cyberwoman as I don’t think Cybermen wear dresses with sequinned sleeves.

The ones who hang around Soho on a Saturday night do. So I've been told...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

£12.33 for 40 Philips batteries on Amazon as opposed to £13.99 for their 36.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Everybody got Christmas Food and Presents sorted, I think we are like 99% done

 

[Jazzydrury]

He eat 3 small Christmas puddings last night, and he got belly ache serves him right,

He and Gen also had a glass of wine in the hotel, I bet that wasn’t cheap.

Also said he gets the cramps.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is shi…through the eye of a needle this morning, he tells us in a round about way. Sat on Trap One with his Peter Simon annual, evacuating his vowels, dreaming of better days…Oh, I see, it’s a hot water bottle that fastens around his stomachs…Hence the symptoms of convenience. Looks like Bev’s special Saturday pants he’s modelling wearing it. Unfortunately sex in his bed-sitting room is an event that only happens between five and seven.

 

[Muttley]

What is Morgan’s qualification for being presented as an expert on sewing machines? Does he make dresses for his family? Has he been to sewing machine school? Or he has sat beside somebody else using one an a crafting channel? If I stand beside a vet doing an examination of my dog’s anus, does that allow me to open a shop doing the same?

Glad I didn't train to be a vet...

 

[Muttley]

Everybody got Christmas Food and Presents sorted, I think we are like 99% done

Yes, one or 2 small things to sort out but not much. My freezer is packed, got a few treats in the cupboard, I definitely won't starve! And I have a nice bottle of Prosecco which I will open Christmas Day. Glad you're all sorted.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Would love to hang around there studios, and see what cars, these presenters drive off in

 

[Muttley]

£12.33 for 40 Philips batteries on Amazon as opposed to £13.99 for their 36.

And I'd rather buy from Amazon than IW even if IW were a bit cheaper.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Yes, one or 2 small things to sort out but not much. My freezer is packed, got a few treats in the cupboard, I definitely won't starve! And I have a nice bottle of Prosecco which I will open Christmas Day. Glad you're all sorted.

I never sorted any of it, leave that to mum and dad, Had a Morrisons delivery this morning. Dad went to m&s food this morning around 7am to get a few bits he wanted, he said you couldn’t move

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Pedro is bouncing off the walls of the studio this morning. He's very energetic,I wonder what he uses lol.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Amazon do own branded batteries also, which do the job, they are what we use

 

[Muttley]

He is shi…through the eye of a needle this morning, he tells us in a round about way. Sat on Trap One with his Peter Simon annual, evacuating his vowels, dreaming of better days…Oh, I see, it’s a hot water bottle that fastens around his stomachs…Hence the symptoms of convenience. Looks like Bev’s special Saturday pants he’s modelling wearing it. Unfortunately sex in his bed-sitting room is an event that only happens between five and seven.

Just seen that hot water bottle belt. Where on earth did they get that from

I didn't like the way he had his hands in the side pockets right in front of his 'gentleman's area'. I'm being polite in case Galesgal57 is reading, I know she's very sensitive and I didn't want to shock her by being graphic

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Just had a Tesco delivery booked last night at about 6pm , can't get out but Tesco are always good.