Random musings and general banter.

[HughTwo]

My local discount store last I saw was 1.25 each.....

£1.49 in B&M for Fabulosa branded ones.

But Pete only buys from Ideal World - collagen, Emu Balm, Sherpa and weighted blankets, pillas, heaters, canes, cushions, vibration plates, zinc pee-pants........

 

[Wanderer]

But Pete only buys from Ideal World - collagen, Emu Balm, Sherpa and weighted blankets, pillas, heaters, canes, cushions, vibration plates, zinc pee-pants........

Poor soul has been convinced they are his friends, won't lie to him and offer world beating prices.

 

[HughTwo]

Here's Torchy and the sewing machine.

This time he's playing the Peter Volauvent role as "expert"

Does this machine have "the power of the national grid?"

 

[Wanderer]

Here's Torchy and the sewing machine.

This time he's playing the Peter Volauvent role as "expert"

Does this machine have "the power of the national grid?"

Lol.

No, the rattan fed incineration power generation plant.

 

[galesgal57]

Mike just called Torchy Janice! Also someone called Jason texted in to ask if the sewing machine would fix the zip on their Spandex unitard! Is someone taking the p?

 

[Wanderer]

Mike just called Torchy Janice! Also someone called Jason texted in to ask if the sewing machine would fix the zip on their Spandex unitard! Is someone taking the p?

Typical, missed out. Started watching some recorded TV.

 

[HughTwo]

Trevor has "bought" a sewing machine - makes a change from a "luxury" watch

 

[Wanderer]

Trevor has "bought" a sewing machine - makes a change from a "luxury" watch

He's bought it to make a mask so no one can recognise him and then follow him home to case the joint.

 

[HughTwo]

He's bought it to make a mask so no one can recognise him and then follow him home to case the joint.

The mask will give him anonymity. We know people in the pub must keep asking where he gets his watches.
It's the only reason I wouldn't buy a Duchump - I prefer to have a pint in peace.

 

[Battiola73]

You can get a 12 stitch sewing machine from Amazon for the same price. TBH d struggle to do my sewing on anything so tiny. Even when I started dressmaking back n the late 1950s I used my Mum’s old singer treadle machine. The only reason I replaced my 40 year old electric machine was because I couldn’t see to thread the needle anymore. The new one has an automatic needle threader.

 

[cheeky chappie]

I'm being serious when I type this, am I getting this wrong?

They're selling a Nubeo Mariner automatic watch for £579.99 or £548 with a further discount code.

However I'm seeing what looks like the same watch on a website called Mainspring Boutique for £249.99?

Am I missing something?

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Thee pants do exist and are targeted for concert and festival goers. I don’t know what’s worse being hit by a bottle of piss or having a face full of these pants

Tom Jones used to get pants thrown at him from excited concert-goers - he used to encourage it, I think.
Bet he’d soon have stopped if he noticed they were all landing with a squelch!!

 

[Hammy60]

I'm being serious when I type this, am I getting this wrong?

They're selling a Nubeo Mariner automatic watch for £579.99 or £548 with a further discount code.

However I'm seeing what looks like the same watch on a website called Mainspring Boutique for £249.99?

Am I missing something?

Nubeo (Solar Time, Hong Kong) are another of those watch ranges with highly inflated RRPs so that retailers can give big discounts, but even with discounts retailers prices are still way more than the watch is actually worth and as Mainspring is also Solar Time then they can discount way more than retailers especially in a sale, seeing as they'll know much the watch actually costs to make.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I'm not a fan of the new Cybermen design...

 

[Muttley]

I was joking and hopefully no one is doing that.

The site has been slow, I have seen database errors and a 503 error.

Oh I know, I was just imagining Yiannis getting his revenge on this naughty forum. The one that he doesn't like and stupidly told his audience that it exists but definitely don't look at it.

 

[Muttley]

Mike just called Torchy Janice! Also someone called Jason texted in to ask if the sewing machine would fix the zip on their Spandex unitard! Is someone taking the p?

Come on, own up, who was it? That has to be someone on here, it wasn't me

And we'll know that Barra Boi has been reading this forum if he starts calling him Torchy!

 

[Jazzydrury]

I thought that Sewing Machine looked ok for what it was, It won’t do what a fancy Brother Embroidery and Sewing Machine costing 4 grand will do, which my dad did buy from Create and Craft, that one last night I did think ooh I could just place it on my lap.

Yiannis having spent years, sat alongside experts on create and craft, made him more of a expert on that, than Peter Van Hommesmarty is with a vacuum

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I'm not a fan of the new Cybermen design...

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Maybe an improvement if the presenter does the entire show in one….

 

[Jazzydrury]

I sent them a positive text about the sewing machine and it wasn’t read out. I did mention we’ve a more expensive one. And this is okay for what it Is, Maybe they saw that as negative, but Yiannis had said the same.