Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Even by his standards…he is overflowing the tank this morning…

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Sally won't be happy at Gen being crowned World's Greatest Fashion Expert.

 

[HughTwo]

Settle down for another Dirty Pedro monologue sitting by the fireside.

He claims a log burner is coming up!

 

[headintheclouds]

Oh, FFS - what a divvy

 

[galesgal57]

The fire is on, which virtually sold out last night. It obviously runs on free electricity, because you don't have to worry about turning the thermostat up.

 

[Muttley]

Genuine comment, no sarcasm meant but if someone was such a fashion expert would they be presenting on a low rent shopping channel?

One thing Sally does that makes me laugh is when she is selling stretchy trousers (sorry, a trouser). She emphasises how stretchy they are by stretching them massively. If someone is that big and needs that much stretch they will burst the seams!

 

[HughTwo]

He keeps calling it "a log burning stove".
It's NOT burning anything, there are NO logs, NO fire.

It's a fan heater with some lights.
Not even an exaggeration, just lies

 

[Muttley]

Thought Pedro was going to start singing when he spoke about 'the wee small hours of the morning' I thought he was going to do an impersonation of Frank Sinatra

 

[galesgal57]

Thought Pedro was going to start singing when he spoke about 'the wee small hours of the morning' I thought he was going to do an impersonation of Frank Sinatra

He said he was nocturnal, and yet he also said that he goes to bed early.

 

[headintheclouds]

I have the TV on in the background while I’m Christmas decorating….Peter is definitely outdoing himself today in the malapropism (in other words, bullsh*t) stakes.

He’s waxing lyrical (lying) about a furry throw, in the on screen description as a ‘Luxurious Cationic Plush Sherpa…’ and he’s CONSTANTLY referring to it as “catatonic’!!!

No, Pete, that’s just the state you send us here on the Forum into

 

[cheeky chappie]

Full of exaggeration, inaccuracy and general gross hyperbole this morning ... And he’s been doing it for decades.

I reckon he's been on selly telly for close to a century now, surely?

 

[cheeky chappie]

He said he was nocturnal, and yet he also said that he goes to bed early.

Maybe there are two of them i.e. twins?

 

[exmothian]

It's a very heavy box it was bloody empty the lying toads.

 

[historymystery]

He’s shaming our Bet for wearing joggers that don’t suit her. Someone text in as Bet and tell him his tea’s going in the bin.

No, Bet's eaten his tea and it's Pete who's going in the bin.

 

[galesgal57]

It's a very heavy box it was bloody empty the lying toads.
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It's the power of the National Grid!

 

[Niwa]

He keeps calling it "a log burning stove".
It's NOT burning anything, there are NO logs, NO fire.

It's a fan heater with some lights.
Not even an exaggeration, just lies

We had the misfortune to be watching last night when he was presenting the 'log burner'.
He must have spent best part of an hour staring dreamily at the bl00dy thing, rambling witless nothings.
In all that time I don't think he gave any actual information about the product itself.
It's only now, after reading your post it appears to be a FAN heater.
I suspected it probably was but couldn't be ar5ed to find out, but thank you anyway.

 

[Samki]

Thought Pedro was going to start singing when he spoke about 'the wee small hours of the morning' I thought he was going to do an impersonation of Frank Sinatra

He could of treated us to tunes from his vegas years

 

[Megabazus]

Looks like the stocks of Greed are running low again. IW have sent an expert on all things sh…te to urgently replenish the stock.

 

[Muttley]

Looks like the stocks of Greed are running low again. IW have sent an expert on all things sh…te to urgently replenish the stock.

Thanks, at least we know what it smells like now

 

[Herring]

Hammy says they will be giving the creed away, that’s already been done.

Yeah, I hear they tried to give their Greed stock to the local tip, but they refused.

So IW is having to fly-tip the stuff in customer orders instead.

"Derrick! There's a van outside unloading pallets of boxes from IW with my name on. I only ordered a jumper for £30. She did say it was a lot of jumper for £30… But why's it in so many little grey boxes with Greed written on them?"

 

[Muttley]

He could of treated us to tunes from his vegas years

As long as we don't get any songs from Frank Sinatra's album Songs For Swinging Lovers (I don't want to know what him and Our Bet get up to...)