Random musings and general banter.

[Professor Branestawm]

Millions sent government alert as Storm Darragh approaches​

and you discuss a sandwich

Well. You turned out to be over-reacting, on a shopping telly forum.
Strange place to say what you said
T strange thing to say what you said.

Do you demand attention all the time?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Probably blown away by your response, Professor.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Boll*cks it’s a heavy rug. I dare you Pedro, why not do the Pepsi challenge between a Dyson and that **** thing you are peddling

He wants his money back, then, for that abomination of a syrup on top of his head - if indeed it is a crown topper.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The Watches look **** tonight

Better than usual, then?

 

[Muttley]

Well. You turned out to be over-reacting, on a shopping telly forum.
Strange place to say what you said
T strange thing to say what you said.

Do you demand attention all the time?

I think he's hilarious Prof. His timing is amazing, doing his Pantomime Villian act in December. I'm convinced he's a wind up merchant who just exists to make us laugh to bring us joy. For that reason I laugh hysterically when I read his posts, I'm sure that's what he wants us to do.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I always thought he was a woman.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Hammy says they will be giving the creed away, that’s already been done.

 

[Muttley]

I always thought he was a woman.

Could be, my instinct was male but you never know. I'll use the pronoun 'they' in future as I'd hate to be accused of mis-gendering. And I'll add 'Wcked Queen' act to 'Pantomime Villain'

 

[cheeky chappie]

Without a word of a lie, I just hopped on the YT feed and scrolled back to a random point. Peter S flogging whatever and he said this:

'Where it was minus ten last night'

He was referring to Scotland. Where in Scotland was it -10 last night? Actually, was it -10 anywhere in the UK?!?

Again I'm not even saying this as a joke. He genuinely seems to open his mouth and let any old guff come out.

 

[galesgal57]

He's currently modelling a fur bucket hat, and looking like Jimmy Cricket. He reckons he's going to buy one, I suppose it will keep his head warm when he's out on Hampstead Heath.

 

[cheeky chappie]

I don't mean to rub it in guys but I'm about to make you very jealous.

I was looking around a car showroom yesterday and the salesperson said this to me:

That car can be yours for £500 on 48 monthly interest free flexi payments sir.

To play hard to get, I said I'd think it over and let them know today.

Have I got the deal of the century or what?!? A nearly new used car for £10.40 a month!!! Needless to say I'll be calling them back today to accept.

My mate said could they possibly have meant the car is £24,000 i.e. £500 x 48 but I said don't be daft!!!

One thing's for sure, there's no flies on me!!!

 

[Hammy60]

Without a word of a lie, I just hopped on the YT feed and scrolled back to a random point. Peter S flogging whatever and he said this:

'Where it was minus ten last night'

He was referring to Scotland. Where in Scotland was it -10 last night? Actually, was it -10 anywhere in the UK?!?

Again I'm not even saying this as a joke. He genuinely seems to open his mouth and let any old guff come out.

-3 in Braemar in the early hours, of course you're into the Cairngorms there so does get rather chilly, if you drive 50 miles to the coast from Braemar then it was a mild 5 (no wind) here in Aberdeen, although we are forecast to drop below zero tonight but nowhere near -10.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Even by his standards…he is overflowing the tank this morning…

 

[headintheclouds]

Have to agree with you there, Duke. He’s on a roll of overstated waffle and misinformation this morning
The boots he’s selling, a cheap Chinese generic item, he’s stated as being (among other luxurious qualities) “waterproof” and “stain resistant”. Is that a fact now, Peter? I’d bet that they are indeed neither of these things.
WTF do the ASA actually do if they continue to allow him to lie CONSTANTLY about this stuff?!

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter obsessed with weather.

Flogging some awful women's ankle boots - Muriel was in for a pair - they looked like they wouldn't survive a sprinkle of rain but, no, DP had them "in the slush, the snow, ok".

PS. Anyone see him by that terrible electric fire last night -"the best I've brought to air"- saying you could sit there watching "All Creatures Great and Small with James HARRIET".
Maybe getting confused with Ainsley using an air fryer.

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro totally out of his depth selling women's clothes. That coat is not empire line, neither does it have a Nero (Nehru) collar.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Full of exaggeration, inaccuracy and general gross hyperbole this morning. From a very cold week next week (actually warmer than this week), ‘Herself’ being the World’s greatest fashion expert, to some cheap bag being similar to a £900 one elsewhere. Nothing he says is of any help to potential buyers in making an informed choice to buy. Absolutely nothing. And he’s been doing it for decades.

 

[headintheclouds]

Even by his standards…he is overflowing the tank this morning…

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The carrot photo! The Genevieve photo! I had no idea ‘herself’ was such a doyenne of fashion until Peter enlightened us this morning - what a litany of accreditations he regaled us with! Anna Wintour must be quaking in her boots

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is to the world of women’s clothes what the hedge cutters clearly were to a naked Action Man.

 

[HughTwo]

"The phone lines have gone mad" = nobody's interested in this awful jumper for 30 quid.

Main selling point - it's a lot of jumper for the money

He should say, "don't sit too close to the fire with this on"

"In the Arran knitwear look"