Random musings and general banter.

[Samki]

Pete the cheat will continue to lie as long as he has a hole in his arse. Living testament to the collagen - yeah right

 

[Jazzydrury]

He is saying some 24 year old is using Collagen, but Gen was saying earlier if you are under 40 it won’t do nothing to u

 

[Megabazus]

From what I understand nearly all the ‘research’ done on the benefits of taking collagen has been done by the companies selling the stuff. That would suggest it is ever so slightly biased, so basically Bol….cks.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The seat Peter is sat in currently makes him appear old,

 

[cheeky chappie]

Pedro says he’s been working in fashion for the last 40 years . What fashion house did you start with? That gillet is awful

He gets longer and longer with his date/time references. Jokes aside I wouldn't be surprised to hear him say ...

'Listen, right, I'll tell ya as it is, right, ya know me. I've been involved in tv sales for 50 years, right. So when I tell ya this is the best pilla I've seen in all those 55 years, ya know ya can trust me, right, cause a tell it like it is me! I've been in this business close to 60 years.'

I'm not even typing that as a joke, that's how much his timeline references can be trusted.

 

[Megabazus]

He gets longer and longer with his date/time references. Jokes aside I wouldn't be surprised to hear him say ...

'Listen, right, I'll tell ya as it is, right, ya know me. I've been involved in tv sales for 50 years, right. So when I tell ya this is the best pilla I've seen in all those 55 years, ya know ya can trust me, right, cause a tell it like it is me! I've been in this business close to 60 years.'

I'm not even typing that as a joke, that's how much his timeline references can be trusted.

For authentic Peter gibberish you need to include at least 1 (preferably 2) ‘and again’ in each sentence.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The Watches look **** tonight

 

[galesgal57]

Giving away the Gammon set with a Trenton £169.99 watch.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Expecting a call to take it off air

 

[galesgal57]

The watches are a Pacific statement of intent? Why can't he say specific? I've never heard such cobblers, he's incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together.

 

[Niwa]

The watches are a Pacific statement of intent? Why can't he say specific? I've never heard such cobblers, he's incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together.

He calls straight - strite.
He called the recent storm Darren earlier.
He's just a massive kn0b.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Expecting a call to take it off air

Should have been taken off air 40 years ago.

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro wants us to watch Christmas on 21st Street while sat in front of the fire. I must have missed that one, unless the family have moved house.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Should have been taken off air 40 years ago.

Surely you mean 70 years ago, when he first started in the business?

 

[Herring]

Pedro wants us to watch Christmas on 21st Street while sat in front of the fire. I must have missed that one, unless the family have moved house.

Surely he meant watch "Christmas on 21st Street" in front of the ceramic radiator?

…Whilst also snuggled under your sherpa weighted blanket, smelling the emu oil coated turkey in the air fryer, with a glass of festive mulled collagen by your side.

Merry Idealmas!

 

[cheeky chappie]

Giving away the Gammon set with a Trenton £169.99 watch.

Ha Ha HAaaaaaaaaaaa, I bet they've got a warehouse full of unsold ...

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon baby!!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

He has just said, Be grateful when It snows, as your garden will be the same colour as everybody else’s

WTF

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Giving away the Gammon set with a Trenton £169.99 watch.

Second prize - two Gammons…

 

[Hammy60]

Second prize - two Gammons…

Think they'll be giving away Greed next. Earlier they were selling two of the Greed for £15, Gen said I'm sure I've sold these at £30 each before.

Nah Gen, you must be suffering early onset of dementia, never been £30, £9.99 max like all the other inspired by smellies.

 

[Hammy60]

Jessie out of his depths again.

Trenton is an American company.

Yeah Jessie, they were at one time, but ain't been American for a looooooooong time.

Here you go Jessie, just for you. Trenton is an Ingersoll brand, Ingersoll is a brand run by Zeon Ltd (London), Zeon Ltd is a Subsidiary of Herald Holdings Ltd (Hong Kong).

That's why they do the same watches