Random musings and general banter.

[Francy19]

Oooh he doesn’t like being called Jezza

 

[Jazzydrury]

Maybe he’d perfer Jizza

 

[Francy19]

Maybe he’d perfer Jizza

 

[Francy19]

 

[Francy19]

Urban Jacks, his favourites he says. Boll*cks, Jezza wouldn’t be seen dead in them, he will wear designer shoes

 

[Francy19]

Feels like memory foam Jezza says. Well it’s not memory foam then is it so why mention it. No support around the heel either. You get what you pay for. They’ll be cr*p

 

[Francy19]

Wouldn’t recommend them for doing a marathon in them. Christ if you attempted that you’d cripple yourself and end up in a wheelchair

 

[Francy19]

Well well Jezza, silly me I’ve just spent £450 having custom orthotics and a full 3d run gait analysis to help me with my pelvis, knee and ankle alignment where I could have bought these shoes which would have done the same thing. Are you a fully trained Orthotist then, no thought not, so stop with all the BULLSH*T claims. God it makes me really angry

 

[Francy19]

Jezza sounds fed up trying to peddle this mattress protector

 

[Francy19]

These waterproof mattress protectors can be found a lot cheaper than Ideal World are selling for. Around £10 to £15.

 

[Francy19]

Christ, cushion covers now. Those look like stylish….not. Pom Pom style not been ‘in’ for years.

 

[Francy19]

Autumnal, Jezza’s swallowed a thesaurus

 

[galesgal57]

Christ, cushion covers now. Those look like stylish….not. Pom Pom style not been ‘in’ for years.

Muriel is in for them, she only usually buys from Pedro.

 

[Francy19]

People are texting in asking about watches. I smell bullsh*t. Why not just google watches and go to a reputable watch retailer

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Pretty much the entire texts input seems completely fake. Either us conning them or them conning the rest of us. Do the ASA have the power to demand a texts log with numbers? Or in their case - number?

 

[Muttley]

Muriel is in for them, she only usually buys from Pedro.

Maybe she's gone off Pedro

 

[galesgal57]

Maybe she's gone off Pedro

I was thinking maybe the cushions were for her husband to bite down on while she was spanking him with the cane.

 

[ronzy75]

We had strong winds last night in Redcar, which have subsided now, but it's very dark, and very wet.

Redcar? I'm round the corner in Seaton Carew

 

[Muttley]

I was thinking maybe the cushions were for her husband to bite down on while she was spanking him with the cane.

If she bought the cane from Ideal World it won't be very effective. Just offering helpful advice

 

[Muttley]

Alex is on with the mattress protectors. The Dubai air fresheners are back and given free with a purchase. It does suggest they're not selling well despite the hype...