Random musings and general banter.

[Bernie100]

Fake texts again?

I must have missed that one. Although I did just text in as Tracy from Trumpton and Pedro read it out.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Christ Muriel can text

 

[HughTwo]

Trevor from the Cotswolds texting to say "ave a buy" of a walking cane - thought he usually asked for watches!!

And Muriel buying one for her husband!!

These people must do nothing but answer the doors to deliveries

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Actually what Peter said was “ Muriel from Kingston Upon Hull has texted to say her 77 year old husband has problems getting himself erect and so uses this cane”…

That is almost exactly what Peter said. Now we know about Peters smutty jokes but I think this HAS to be a fake text from someone,and may I say “well done “ (as Peter sometimes says). Very funny indeed.

So now we know that the cane has multiple uses

 

[PeterSnaggletooth]

Pedro’s just trotted some codswallop about seeing multiple hikers this year using the cane as hiking sticks. Such an unnecessary lie but anything for the sell I suppose. Twit.

 

[galesgal57]

Actually what Peter said was “ Muriel from Kingston Upon Hull has texted to say her 77 year old husband has problems getting himself erect and so uses this cane”…

That is almost exactly what Peter said. Now we know about Peters smutty jokes but I think this HAS to be a fake text from someone,and may I say “well done “ (as Peter sometimes says). Very funny indeed.

So now we know that the cane has multiple uses

Maybe Muriel spanks his bottom with the cane, and her husband gets excited!

 

[Bernie100]

I just texted in as William from Walmington-on-sea saying the weather was really awful here. Peter read it out and said Walmington-on-sea was a lovely place. Do you think that he really doesn't know that it doesn't actually exist?

 

[galesgal57]

I just texted in as William from Walmington-on-sea saying the weather was really awful here. Peter read it out and said Walmington-on-sea was a lovely place. Do you think that he really doesn't know that it doesn't exist?

That's class. You stupid boy!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Peter just said “from Bristol to Cambridge,from Aberdeen to Inverness,from NORFOLK to the EAST COAST..”people will love these..

He really is a first class buffoon,and I mean buffoon

 

[HughTwo]

William from Dads Army keeps being mentioned by Dirty Peter.

Now he's randomly saying "not only if you have a weighted blanket" as he tries to flog a sherpa blanket.

 

[Francy19]

I bet those blankets are very thin and I bet the quality is sh*t

 

[headintheclouds]

I bet those blankets are very thin and I bet the quality is sh*t

I was just thinking the same, Francy…and he keeps prattling on about being ‘winter weight’ etc. He trots out the same sh*t words and phrases about EVERYTHING he sells whether it’s accurate or not. He’s completely shameless.

 

[Francy19]

Regarded by many to be the best pillows in the world. Who are the ‘many’ Pedro? Please name the experts. Yes Pedro, bamboo is a natural fibre but I’m pretty sure memory foam isn’t natural??? I’m also pretty sure that the comparison pillows the YTS Trainee kids in the gallery have found are far superior in quality to this sh*t you are peddling

 

[Francy19]

How will memory foam wick away moisture. Thought man made materials made you sweat.
Christ a £40 vacuum coming up, the best they’ve done this year so says Pedro. Think he’s been sniffing glue again

 

[Francy19]

Lifting that carpet/rug Does he think people are stupid?? You could see it’s just a thin throw. My shark hand held would do the same. God he’s a kn*bhead

 

[headintheclouds]

How will memory foam wick away moisture. Thought man made materials made you sweat.
Christ a £40 vacuum coming up, the best they’ve done this year so says Pedro. Think he’s been sniffing glue again

…and 5 minutes later it was the best vacuum cleaner of the last 3 months! Oh, and it’s ’the number 1 vacuum cleaner’ according to Pilla’ Pete the Sh*t Selling Cheat. The Number 1 WHERE, the conning buffoon?!

 

[Francy19]

Boll*cks it’s a heavy rug. I dare you Pedro, why not do the Pepsi challenge between a Dyson and that **** thing you are peddling

 

[Francy19]

All the demo’s are hard pieces of dirt. Why not show pieces of fluff, hair or pet dander?? Because it wouldn’t pick up jack sh*t

 

[Muttley]

Actually what Peter said was “ Muriel from Kingston Upon Hull has texted to say her 77 year old husband has problems getting himself erect and so uses this cane”…

That is almost exactly what Peter said. Now we know about Peters smutty jokes but I think this HAS to be a fake text from someone,and may I say “well done “ (as Peter sometimes says). Very funny indeed.

So now we know that the cane has multiple uses

Wasn't me, I've been out all afternoon and just got in!

 

[Samki]

…and 5 minutes later it was the best vacuum cleaner of the last 3 months! Oh, and it’s ’the number 1 vacuum cleaner’ according to Pilla’ Pete the Sh*t Selling Cheat. The Number 1 WHERE, the conning buffoon?!

Love it - Pilla Pete the **** selling cheat