Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

Exclusive news.

Coming in 2025 on IW.

Magic beans. If you plant these beans outside, they are guaranteed to grow at least 65 miles high within 12 months, meaning you can climb the plant all the way into space.

£100,000 for a pack, on 10 flexis of £10,000.

Usual terms & conditions apply. For a refund the pack of beans has to be returned unopened in pristine condition.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Air Fresheners again, But they got the details wrong at first it said £14.99 or 2 Flexis of £29.98 lol

Maybe it's not a mistake, maybe it's a new sales tactic?

Nowt would surprise me.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

So much more pleasurable listening to her with the sound completely off. Even her telling you her name would take your ears down a desperately depressingly long and annoying consonants crunching road of sound.

You cannot tell me Alex Knowles wouldn’t do a better job than she fails to do?

 

[Hammy60]

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I can hear her now with her best Borg voice, resistance is futile.

She'd destroy the will to live.

 

[Battiola73]

They outright lie.

I caught him saying pre show that he was definitely 'havin' two of 'em!' for his collection.

Hands up those who think he's bought them ...

I just imagine his Goddess saying to him. “ I’m not going out with you if you’re wearing that tat you got from work on your wrist”

 

[Jazzydrury]

I just imagine his Goddess saying to him. “ I’m not going out with you if you’re wearing that tat you got from work on your wrist”

But I don’t mind the Hedge growing on your chops

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Those vile stuffed monstrosities on-air now. The cuddly toys are not much better.

 

[Jazzydrury]

With how Mike was on air till Midnight last night, and Pedro done simular last week, it is clear who they see as there head presenters.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’m not sure who would want to be cuddling up with one of these….

 

[Hammy60]

With how Mike was on air till Midnight last night, and Pedro done simular last week, it is clear who they see as there head presenters.

Maybe just haven't enough presenters.

I think Mike was only on till 12 cause Janice was at the IW xmas party/meal or something, so couldn't start at 10. Mike was just covering those two hours.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Maybe just haven't enough presenters.

I think Mike was only on till 12 cause Janice was at the IW xmas party/meal or something, so couldn't start at 10. Mike was just covering those two hours.

That’s even worse imagine being at a Party, then having to sell **** for 2 hour

 

[Jazzydrury]

IW Christmas Party can you imagine it

Where was the Party at McDonalds did Pedro reinact Ronald McDonald

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Even worse…imagine being at a party with Torchy?

 

[Ant7t]

Exclusive news.

Coming in 2025 on IW.

Magic beans. If you plant these beans outside, they are guaranteed to grow at least 65 miles high within 12 months, meaning you can climb the plant all the way into space.

£100,000 for a pack, on 10 flexis of £10,000.

Usual terms & conditions apply. For a refund the pack of beans has to be returned unopened in pristine condition.

You don't get the refund if you eat them. But, you might get a bit of a surprise when you visit the smallest room in the house.

 

[Hammy60]

Dear friend?

In your dreams you lying scumbag.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Fake texts again?

 

[galesgal57]

RFID Peter, not RDIF.

 

[galesgal57]

Even worse…imagine being at a party with Torchy?

Apparently Torchy spent 30 minutes at the wrong party, he went into a different room!

 

[Ant7t]

RFID Peter, not RDIF.

I got one of those 'new stock' for a fiver in a charity shop. Granted, it was stock standard, but it does the job for a 3rd of the price.

 

[Hammy60]

Fake texts again?

Nope, Pedro just name dropping his family & Dear Friends around the UK, like Hammy in Aberdeen.