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Look In (if I remember rightly) was more around TV programmes. Jackie was a girls magazine and had articles and pictures about pop stars, fashion and beauty tips, and had agony aunts called Cathy and Claire.
Dear Cathy and Claire
There is a man on tv with a dodgy beard, telling me that a polyester blanket is high end and worth £175.00 all day long -should I believe him and ave a buy? His beard is the same colour as one of those throws 😳🤣🤣
 
It really doesn't suit him. It also ages him by at least ten years. The Flattery Mirror must be working too well. In all seriousness, I simply cannot understand why a man presumably in his early 70s would want to look in his early-80s?
The Goddess won't let him shave it off, she thinks it's sexy! 🤣🤮
 
What is this you are saving hundreds of pounds on a branded fragrance by buying some alleged smell alike for £20 sales tactic they employ? You are not saving anything at all. You are spending £20 on an inspiration fragrance, that other than an alleged similarity to a high profile brand, lacks the kudos, the packaging, the brand exclusivity, the credibility, and the genuine smell of the name it purports to impersonate. I genuinely can’t get a grip on their perception of the mentality of buyer they are pitching to? Rose Prick has just bought one. Well done, Rose. Oh..that’s a smell, not a person. Barry George? What are they doing with the alleged buyer lists this morning. Convicted killers, cleared on Appeal?

As I've said before, people need to live within their means and no, not everything revolves around tier 1 brands. However, can you imagine buying your nearest and dearest an unknown brand of e.g. perfume that cost you £20, instead of buying them the proper (and yes more expensive) brand they know and love?

As you say it's a pathetic tactic but there again, I'm not surprised they use it.
 
So Mike got some messages asking if there were any suitcases in the black Friday offers.

No he said, we didn't have any, but he was checking and they had suitcases which were in stock for shows in January so he asked if he could bring them forward to today. So not a black Friday deal but I've got you black Friday prices.

5 minutes later, these were going to be in the black Friday deals at the weekend, but i got them held back for today's show. :ROFLMAO:


You know you can understand the lying gits contradicting themselves from one show to the next, but within 5 minutes is pretty poor, you would think they would at least be able to do a competent con within the same show without getting their lines/stories mixed up.
 
Turned TV on to watch a bit of Selly telly. What a choice
QVC Andy Peters and overpriced food and drink
QVC Style. Squeaky Beaky Laura and Fashion
Ideal World. Foghorn Fanny and “Fragrances” plus other Tat
Hobbymaker Boring Bradford and Blodwyn
Gemporia. Angelina Ballerina and Baroque Pearls
TJC Chloe. Probably the best of the bunch and no incomprehensible buyer. Sound out of sync though

Looks like I’m back to watching Midsomer Murders from the beginning episode again.
 
Wonderful Chinese Laundry Dryer Fighting Machines Extravaganza with the intensely mysterious Caine and Master Pomuzak..

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:ROFLMAO: I think I prefer the 'After' version in this case....although in the 'Before' version he looks like a cross between John Barrowman and Dougal in Father Ted.
 
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So Mike got some messages asking if there were any suitcases in the black Friday offers.

No he said, we didn't have any, but he was checking and they had suitcases which were in stock for shows in January so he asked if he could bring them forward to today. So not a black Friday deal but I've got you black Friday prices.

5 minutes later, these were going to be in the black Friday deals at the weekend, but i got them held back for today's show. :ROFLMAO:


You know you can understand the lying gits contradicting themselves from one show to the next, but within 5 minutes is pretty poor, you would think they would at least be able to do a competent con within the same show without getting their lines/stories mixed up.
I had been under the impression that there were always several suitcases to hand at the back of the studio? You know... the ones they use to bring in the stock with...
 
Those suitcases , swift pioneer ,are available from the range and wilco, to their credit they do look to be a bit cheaper at IW (£15 quid cheaper for the pair), but surprise surprise they choose to do a price comparison of £229 and mason gives some crap about the middle/intermediate size case , it doesn't look like that size exists based on other stockists. A true price comparison is £85 IW!

Mason 'Very very high end range' :LOL:

He goes on.you won't even get the large on on its own elsewhere for less that. (its 54.99 so yes you will Mike)

and some more...Orange is apparently' £150 on its own right there'. (No it isn't Mike please check the range and wilco, its 54.99)

Lies, Lies and more Lies.

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What is this you are saving hundreds of pounds on a branded fragrance by buying some alleged smell alike for £20 sales tactic they employ? You are not saving anything at all. You are spending £20 on an inspiration fragrance, that other than an alleged similarity to a high profile brand, lacks the kudos, the packaging, the brand exclusivity, the credibility, and the genuine smell of the name it purports to impersonate. I genuinely can’t get a grip on their perception of the mentality of buyer they are pitching to? Rose Prick has just bought one. Well done, Rose. Oh..that’s a smell, not a person. Barry George? What are they doing with the alleged buyer lists this morning. Convicted killers, cleared on Appeal?
There must be a lot more gullible people out there who actually believe the spiel even though this seems impossible, but you do wonder and after all, Masonic (?Moronic) Mike has got an honest face.... They must have been looking through the 2024 Crime Christmas Annual for inspiration...I wonder they haven't name checked Jack the Ripper by now.
 

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