Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Yes Mason always runs with the hare and the hounds. He couldn’t lie straight in bed

He lies like cheap lino.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s the smart patter you’d hear at a weekday pop-up market in a car park You know…Come on, Girls…open you purses…

 

[Niwa]

It's not free if you've to pay to return it.

Yes curious that.
They never mention that if you use the returns label they'll deduct £3.99 from any refund.
You can of course use another cheaper service to return and that's still gonna cost ya.
Can you actually return it if you try it anyway, website says must be 'unused'?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nothing is properly or professionally or candidly explained. Not even the restrictive, conditions ridden returns policy.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

If you’ve got a cordless why not have another one,he says. For upstairs if you will.Charging batteries? Then buy this one . ..only £40 he says.. yes Mike £40 is a lot of money to some of us..and for £40 to be fair it ain’t much good Mike,I can guarantee.

It is what it is. A cheapo vac.End of. Just sell it for what it is.

Versatility says VonVac..well VonVac how about that cable that you decry so often..blah blah bluddy blah

I give up with these morons

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It looks like a Cyberman weapon from a late 1960s Dr Who episode. An old mop head painted white by Props with a soup can sprayed blue stuck on top, with two Polaroid sunglasses cases stuck together for the base.

 

[Niwa]

Nothing is properly or professionally or candidly explained. Not even the restrictive, conditions ridden returns policy.

If you attempt to find more detail on their website, you can normally find bugg*r all more detail on there.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

A vacuum that sucks up oats from a hard floor. Well I never!!!

I could use a dustpan and brush quicker than that to be honest.

The man is a buffoon

 

[Duke of Cheese]

There is just something consistently rotten about the whole thing.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Not £80 for another battery Mike. I got 2 with my cordless,so up yours

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Not £80 for another battery Mike. I got 2 with my cordless,so up yours

And a 3 yr guarantee! So up yours twicewith the power of the national grid!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Black will be first to go,! So they’ve almost sold one then.?

 

[Niwa]

It looks like a Cyberman weapon from a late 1960s Dr Who episode. An old mop head painted white by Props with a soup can sprayed blue stuck on top, with two Polaroid sunglasses cases stuck together for the base.

Probably because it's so low powered that's why they can get away with such a flimsy looking cable.
I doubt the longevity of stuff like that.
Having said that Henry cleaners are pretty dear these days but at least one will probably last you half a lifetime or more.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Hahahah that flame doesn’t actually give out heat but it looks like it should..hahah..Mike you make me laugh and squirm at the same time.
Cut out the bo**ocks and bull Mikey boy…how much is this crap anyway?

I tell you what just f**k off and I am not one of your ‘friends’ ok? Got it?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Major new presenter miracle face cream launching soon…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Heat or Eat scaremongering again tonight….Chef Mark can definitely help on that one…

 

[galesgal57]

I agree, it was a shock seeing it there. The public voted, but I don't remember them turning their back on him like that. I was a huge fan of Wham then his solo stuff.

I saw him live quite a few times, and I was distraught on Christmas day 2016 when the news came through of his passing.

 

[galesgal57]

Major new presenter miracle face cream launching soon…

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Bet he wishes he had a head of hair like that.

 

[Muttley]

I saw him live quite a few times, and I was distraught on Christmas day 2016 when the news came through of his passing.

I never saw him live, I didn't really go to concerts then. Even my mum was really upset when he died, she could see the struggles he had with his sexuality and substance abuse.

 

[Battiola73]

You forgot ballroom dancer to professional standard. Jack of all trades, master of none.

And Winner of the Nobel Prize for being a Pratt!