Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Emma from Bristol too.

Very funny

 

[Hammy60]

In Nottingham, Hammy? Gives you enough time to ensure he’s gone when you get back. Pop in for drink…

I feelz music, I do. A gift from God, innit?

First you have me walking to Skye, now Nottingham, we'd be onto IW 4 by the time i walk there and back.

Was going to have something in Asda but their cafe stops serving at 6 and the Mc D's in the store was mobbed so it was a dry shopping trip.

 

[Jazzydrury]

If they said Emma from Bristol.

That is all the evidence we need to the fact they are on this thread

 

[Hammy60]

She knows more about bog paper than medicine. Bakenfrontendenneexcretion Syndrome is probably her one area of medical expertise.

Is that the same as verbal Diarrhea?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

There is a definite air of menace with these made up texts using forum users titles. Almost a sense of ‘we are watching you.’ We are watching them. But are watching them on a public platform- accessible to all.

 

[Jazzydrury]

What is there problem

 

[Hammy60]

Joe's mind is blown again.

He must have a continual headache as every appliance blows his mind.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They know they are often not selling fairly to the viewers. They don’t like a) the rise being taken out of them, and b) having those sales techniques debated and criticised in public. That’s essentially their problem.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The channel is not professional

 

[cheeky chappie]

Glad that I’m not interested in watches! I would have bought thousands by now with all this dramatic low price nonsense.
Anyway,I digress:
What I wanna know is what does it mean when Mason says,when selling some items,”All we have is all we have”

Get away! What the heck does it mean? Does it mean that the all you have is all you have? Well,blow me down wiv a fevver Moyke. I would never have guessed that all you have is all you have.

How about some numbers? Or is it that you can’t/dont wish to say because maybe last night you had 1,000 and now got 999? Is that it Mikey boy?

Dreadful sales tactic and it didn’t wash with me because I of my financial position cos all I’ve got is all I’ve got!

I heard him say 'and these have to be on a first come first served basis folks ...' the other night.

Eh?

What?!?

Surely that's how it ALWAYS works on IW?!?

They don't half come out with some sh1te!

 

[Jazzydrury]

To think there are producers who worked on Create and Craft for over 20 years, have lost there job, and these showers of **** are still employed is a joke​

 

[cheeky chappie]

Hurrah! MeMike just said the Emu balm is back BUT it could be the last before Christmas. Just making sure you all stock up!

Yeah, I mean it's not as if 1,000,000,000 other retailers sell the stuff

 

[Jazzydrury]

To think there are producers who worked on Create and Craft for over 20 years, have lost there job, and these showers of **** are still employed is a joke​

Sorry about the bold

 

[Muttley]

Sorry Muttley but your third line of the comment has tickled me

I hoped that would make you laugh!

 

[cheeky chappie]

She's been to a conference (one in Denmark) which seems to have morphed into attending medical conferences around the world. Shes not lecturing, she was invited as a Patient case study, she just tells folks attending the conference her experience with her particular medical condition (anemia i think).

BACK OFF Hammy, got it!!!

I have a friend of a friend of a second cousin of a third cousin of a friend who works closely with Donald Trump. I am reliably informed Sally has been offered a high up position in his presidential team, apparently she'll be advising him on all things medical.

 

[Herring]

remember, somebody somewhere loves you.

'May possibly help people with ADHD'

Eh?

What?!?

Does it or doesn't it? If you ain't sure, stop making claims that can't be backed up.

I want to see at least one peer reviewed paper!

Peer reviewed on Ideal World means

"I got the box, I peered in, thought 'that may help cure', and sold it as such"

 

[Muttley]

Crossing the line this evening. Those defectives in the Gallery. Nothing sold again, Girls?

They've clearly got very little to do as they spend all their time on this forum. I'd love to have some inside knowledge of how angry the forum makes lovable Cockney Geezer Mike of the Masons. People like him can't handle criticism, especially when it's justified.

 

[Muttley]

BACK OFF Hammy, got it!!!

I have a friend of a friend of a second cousin of a third cousin of a friend who works closely with Donald Trump. I am reliably informed Sally has been offered a high up position in his presidential team, apparently she'll be advising him on all things medical.

To be honest, I believe that

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Ironically, if the place operated as any shopping channel of moral code should do, they would read page after page of praise. They don’t and instead they are regularly called to account.

 

[Bernie100]

If they said Emma from Bristol.

That is all the evidence we need to the fact they are on this thread

I texted in as Pedro from Manchester. Somebody else here might have texted in as Emma from Bristol for a laugh.