Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

And the cockney fellow from The Apprentice. The one with the magical golf club.

Was that the wonder driver, always hits a straight shot and he kept hooking the ball.

 

[galesgal57]

Killa Vanilla on Friday, that sold out in twenty minutes last time it was on. It was so memorable that Mike didn't know what a customer was talking about when they asked if it was back in stock. He presented the show a few days before!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Good grief. - 44 cars for £10 - tat city. Words fail me

Blimey…you could buy a whole Dacia for that price…Apologies in advance to any Dacia owners…

 

[Muttley]

Hurrah! MeMike just said the Emu balm is back BUT it could be the last before Christmas. Just making sure you all stock up!

 

[Ant7t]

Hurrah! MeMike just said the Emu balm is back BUT it could be the last before Christmas. Just making sure you all stock up!

Is that the one that comes from Hull and is made with a Rod?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Has he formerly changed his name to Ovzermaisons?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Serious question for all you knowledgable folk:

These lanterns he’s selling. 2 for £10.
Yes I appreciate they are/look plastic but how on earth does anyone make a profit on them?

Manufacturer,Supplier,Retailer(IW)..all need a slice so I am really baffled how they can all make a profit on them?

I know they are horrible and I wouldn’t want one or two tbh but they are really cheap.

Loss leader type sale? Just to get people involved with IW

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Would they buy a few thousand for a couple of quid or less per unit? Is there a margin still with other costs added on? Presumably knocked out in some Chinese sweat shop by workers paid a pittance? I’d rather pay three times the price and make sure someone was being paid decent money for manufacturing them.

 

[Megabazus]

Serious question for all you knowledgable folk:

These lanterns he’s selling. 2 for £10.
Yes I appreciate they are/look plastic but how on earth does anyone make a profit on them?

Manufacturer,Supplier,Retailer(IW)..all need a slice so I am really baffled how they can all make a profit on them?

I know they are horrible and I wouldn’t want one or two tbh but they are really cheap.

Loss leader type sale? Just to get people involved with you can

Stock from companies that have gone bankrupt. Used to have dealings with a company that specialised in buying up stock from administration. They would buy stuff like the lanterns for say 25p each and then sell them for 50p. When you are dealing with large quantities it can add up to a nice profit.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

“ Blud dy hell! Me again later for Xmas. Those Turkeys don’t know how lucky they are! I mean I needs me balm,I rub it on all over..”

 

[Hammy60]

Oh Mason & Karaoke time for a walk to ASDA.

 

[Ant7t]

Oh Mason & Karaoke time for a walk to ASDA.

Even if it were shut? PS, what a time for me to unmute the TV

 

[Megabazus]

View attachment 30635“ Blud dy hell! Me again later for Xmas. Those Turkeys don’t know how lucky they are! I mean I needs me balm,I rub it on all over..”

Looks like someone has just started to extract his balm.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh Mason & Karaoke time for a walk to ASDA.

In Nottingham, Hammy? Gives you enough time to ensure he’s gone when you get back. Pop in for drink…

I feelz music, I do. A gift from God, innit?

 

[Megabazus]

I noticed that there has been a lot of speculation about Pedro’s living arrangements. After much research I have managed to find a picture of him sitting in his lounge at home. The picture was taken just after his Economy 7 heater packed up.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Oh Mason & Karaoke time for a walk to ASDA.

Hammy! Come back ! He’s got something everyone wants now,and I mean everyone !
Everybody is asking for this.

I don’t know what it is yet but I am multi buying before I know the price or what it is..

 

[Scraping the barrel]

It’s a vibrator with strobes?
Oh no he just said it’s a torch. Similar to look at I suppose but one more fun than the other

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mikes just said “if I’m gonna be really honest wiv ya”
You couldn’t make this up.

What’s the difference between “ I’ve got to be honest “ “ I must be honest” blah blah..so which one do we believe?

It should be “I’m gonna be really really really really really honest wiv ya” and even then I wouldn’t believe the tw*t

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Black out curtains next. What’s the spiel Mike? World War 3 on the way? I want ya to be honest Mike

 

[Craftalot]

She's been to a conference (one in Denmark) which seems to have morphed into attending medical conferences around the world. Shes not lecturing, she was invited as a Patient case study, she just tells folks attending the conference her experience with her particular medical condition (anemia i think).

She used to wang on about that when she was, briefly, the IW face of Proto-col. She used to 'go around the world lecturing doctors at medical conferences' in her own words. She likes to insinuate that she's medically trained. Unfortunately, you can't do medicine with a just a grade 5 CSE in Home Economics, so Sally has to pretend instead.