Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

I’m certainly not against Vostok Europe watches. I bought this about ten years ago on Ideal World, and it still works fine.

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Nothing wrong with the watches, just the sales pitch used by Kevski, IW and UK selly telly.

VE are the only actual watchmaker on IW, which is a big plus.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Either that, or endless ads with people getting excited about their own deaths. Essentially trying to make the last taboo as amusing as buying a pack of exploding whoopee cushions.

lol, have to agree with you on that.

Why are you looking so chuffed with yourself?
Well, I've just arranged my funeral, yipee!!!

Maybe IW should start doing cut price funeral bundles? I can see Peter S now:

Not only will ya be thrown in a coffin befitting of an Egyptian pharaoh ...
Not only will ya be driven to the cemetery in a Ford Focus estate ...
Not only will they bury ya six feet under ...
If ya order the platinum package, thee David Van Day will sing LIVE at the graveside whilst yir coffin is dropped, oops I mean slowly lowered to yir rest!
And to top it all, if ya only make the first flexi and then peg it, yiv nowt to worry about, it's not as if they can chase ya fir the money
Only £999 on five flexis. And, although it's not a direct comparison, Ronald Reagan's funeral cost $400 million!!! So it just goes to show, dunt it!!!

 

[Francy19]

Wow what a duo, Jezza and Torchy

 

[Francy19]

Jezza struggling with the puzzle. He’s not Mensa material

 

[Francy19]

let’s see if wins this time

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Surely one hapless buffoon is enough not to sell goods? Why have two?

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Janice says he will never lie to you nor will Katie or any of the other presenters. Lying ******.

The new IW theme song:

 

[Battiola73]

Battiola73, I bet you remember:

Nuts, whole hazelnuts, Cadbury's take them and they cover them in chocolate
A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play
The Milky Bars are on me

Funny how I remember the chocolate ads (I was a child of the 70s...)

Muttley I do remember all of those. The fruit and nut adverts had Frank Muir (call my bluff) in them.

 

[Muttley]

Muttley I do remember all of those. The fruit and nut adverts had Frank Muir (call my bluff) in them.

I remember him, always wore bow ties. My family watched Call My Bluff when I was a child.

 

[Francy19]

I bet Jezza feels a right idiot. Not won a game yet

 

[Muttley]

The jaguar advert is a bit of a failure though

I've not seen it yet but I've heard about it!

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I will give them credit for talking about a board game which is a fresh item. My only objection is that the two main presenters they chose are complete tw*ts and insufferable to watch

 

[Muttley]

lol, have to agree with you on that.

Why are you looking so chuffed with yourself?
Well, I've just arranged my funeral, yipee!!!

Maybe IW should start doing cut price funeral bundles? I can see Peter S now:

Not only will ya be thrown in a coffin befitting of an Egyptian pharaoh ...
Not only will ya be driven to the cemetery in a Ford Focus estate ...
Not only will they bury ya six feet under ...
If ya order the platinum package, thee David Van Day will sing LIVE at the graveside whilst yir coffin is dropped, oops I mean slowly lowered to yir rest!
And to top it all, if ya only make the first flexi and then peg it, yiv nowt to worry about, it's not as if they can chase ya fir the money
Only £999 on five flexis. And, although it's not a direct comparison, Ronald Reagan's funeral cost $400 million!!! So it just goes to show, dunt it!!!

Cheeky Chappie, do not get me started on the funeral adverts, they're non stop!

 

[Francy19]

He’s reading the question card now,

I will give them credit for talking about a board game which is a fresh item. My only objection is that the two main presenters they chose are complete tw*ts and insufferable to watch

Can’t think of any of their presenters that would be good tbh. Wish Pedro was presenting, it would be comedy gold (that is making himself look a fool). Think the word game would be a bit boring after a while but the puzzle game does look interesting

 

[Muttley]

lol, have to agree with you on that.

Why are you looking so chuffed with yourself?
Well, I've just arranged my funeral, yipee!!!

Maybe IW should start doing cut price funeral bundles? I can see Peter S now:

Not only will ya be thrown in a coffin befitting of an Egyptian pharaoh ...
Not only will ya be driven to the cemetery in a Ford Focus estate ...
Not only will they bury ya six feet under ...
If ya order the platinum package, thee David Van Day will sing LIVE at the graveside whilst yir coffin is dropped, oops I mean slowly lowered to yir rest!
And to top it all, if ya only make the first flexi and then peg it, yiv nowt to worry about, it's not as if they can chase ya fir the money
Only £999 on five flexis. And, although it's not a direct comparison, Ronald Reagan's funeral cost $400 million!!! So it just goes to show, dunt it!!!

Maybe Sally will sell designer outfits to wear in your coffin. Actually, I shouldn't give them ideas, if they want my advice they can pay a consultancy fee.

 

[Hammy60]

I will give them credit for talking about a board game which is a fresh item. My only objection is that the two main presenters they chose are complete tw*ts and insufferable to watch

Maybe was Jessie's show and Janice was brought in as he's buds with the guest, although not sure if the guest likes him that much, given he's selling the game £5 cheaper on Amazon.

 

[Francy19]

Can Jessie do it, 3 tiles adding up to 15?

 

[Francy19]

No he can’t, he gave up