Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

This vacuum, he keeps saying, uses the power of the national grid.

Yes, just like my kettle, television, toaster, the blender, the light bulbs..........Pedro's vibration plate, multiple air fryers, grills, treadmill, emu balm spreader......

I was relieved to see the word 'plate' after the words 'Pedro's vibration...'

 

[Jazzydrury]

I was relieved to see the word 'plate' after the words 'Pedro's vibration...'

Ooh err Muttley

 

[Hammy60]

Where is masonic Mike getting creed fragrance from? Says greed on the bottle waiting for the Colombia watch collection btw

Greed is inspired by creed according to Mike and the other IW presenters, they sell Greed but mention Creed endlessly.

 

[galesgal57]

I was relieved to see the word 'plate' after the words 'Pedro's vibration...'

Pedro's vibration "equipment" runs of Philips batteries, not the national grid.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Pedro's vibration "equipment" runs of Philips batteries, not the national grid.

Mmmm

 

[Herring]

All of a sudden all my SHEIN Clothes. Sounds cheap and nasty

It's just about expectation, really.

People love Shein clothes. The main reason they love them? Because they're good (enough) quality for a low price. No-one's buying a £5 dress and expecting it to be as AMAZING, LUXURIOUS, or EXQUISITE as a hundred pound designer frock.

But over on Ideal World…

They'll sell that £5 dress for £50 (on 4 flexis) and tell people it's the same quality as that 'well known' £500 dress they've seen 'celebs wearing in all the magazines'. Heck, it might even be the designer frock but as the label was cut out they can't say for sure wink-wink.

All of that baloney raises expectations.

Take the stick vac earlier. If they sold that as an ideal secondary vac, great for small, simple messes when your cordless one is charging, or something you could give the kids going to uni, etc it'd be less of an issue (although people would be overpaying - going rate for a 600w corded stick vac on Temu is around £20 - they'd be buying something on the basis it's not going to rival a Dyson).

Sadly, Ideal World presenters just can't sell things for what they are. It has to be overhyped to infinity and back all day long and twice on Sundays. It's unfathomably self defeating.

 

[galesgal57]

So the fragrance is only a free gift if you keep the cardi?

 

[Jazzydrury]

It's just about knowing what you're buying, that's all.

Lots of people love their Shein clothes, and they love them because they're good quality for the price. They aren't expecting a £5 dress to be the same quality, fit, attention to detail as some designer frock from Prada.

But when Ideal World sell clothes of a similar quality to Shein, but charge more, AND pretend they're actually designer but the label has fallen off…

I mean… it raises expectations.

Like that stick vac earlier - if they just sold it as a secondary vac, ideal for small messes when your cordless one is charging, something to give the kids going to uni, etc it'd be less of an issue (although people would still be overpaying - going rate for a 600w corded stick vac on Temu is around £20).

Exactly, you can get a nice shein dress for £5, but you know what your getting, Thing is IW sell a £5 top for £30

 

[Jazzydrury]

So the fragrance is only a free gift if you keep the cardi?

Yes

 

[galesgal57]

Yes

Surely you would be within your rights to keep it, they keep emphasizing that it's a free gift.

 

[Jazzydrury]

If they are giving that Greed away, surely that tells you that nobody is buying it

 

[Jazzydrury]

Surely you would be within your rights to keep it, they keep emphasizing that it's a free gift.

You deserve a good star for being good

Gold even

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Breaking News:

For those wondering about Peters absence:
I can tell you all that he is in fact in the Jungle in Australia.
No,he’s not one of the celebrities but is in fact one of the trials.

The celebs all had to go into a small room with Simon and listen to him trying to sell a corded kayak an inflatable vacuum branded HomeShit and Gammon fragrance…

It didn’t go well. The celebs didn’t last 10 seconds ,no stars were won and reports are coming in that some have taken their own lives…an attempt was made on Peters life but Muriel and Trevor from the Cotswolds fought off the pursuers..

 

[Jazzydrury]

Those Cardigans look hideous

 

[Muttley]

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Breaking News:

For those wondering about Peters absence:
I can tell you all that he is in fact in the Jungle in Australia.
No,he’s not one of the celebrities but is in fact one of the trials.

The celebs all had to go into a small room with Simon and listen to him trying to sell a corded kayak an inflatable vacuum branded HomeShit and Gammon fragrance…

It didn’t go well. The celebs didn’t last 10 seconds ,no stars were won and reports are coming in that some have taken their own lives…an attempt was made on Peters life but Muriel and Trevor from the Cotswolds fought off the pursuers..

Thank you so much for that, you have put our minds at rest. You could tell we were very worried about him

I thought he'd gone for more sessions in Turkey where he regularly 'walks into a door". There's a lot of cheap plastic surgeons in Turkey but I'm not making a direct comparison

 

[Muttley]

Those Cardigans look hideous

My old grandad wouldn't have been seen dead in that

 

[HughTwo]

Breaking News:

For those wondering about Peters absence:
I can tell you all that he is in fact in the Jungle in Australia.
No,he’s not one of the celebrities but is in fact one of the trials.

The celebs all had to go into a small room with Simon and listen to him trying to sell a corded kayak an inflatable vacuum branded HomeShit and Gammon fragrance…

It didn’t go well. The celebs didn’t last 10 seconds ,no stars were won and reports are coming in that some have taken their own lives…an attempt was made on Peters life but Muriel and Trevor from the Cotswolds fought off the pursuers..

We all know that if Dirty Peter was given the chance to be appear on "I'm a Celebrity" as the Kangaroo testicle taster - he'd be off like a shot. The dream of a real audience would finally become reality again.

"Not only are they meaty, not only are they gristly, they're spherical, they're chewy, they're a joy, alright.
"These balls will fly......into the mouth of the celebrities, they're firm but there's only one to be eaten - on five flexis, ok.
"In my hovel, these would be a clearance off the plate......how many left, Charlie?"

 

[galesgal57]

Yiannis saying the shoes are leather. Lying again, they are synthetic, £19.50 from Amazon.

 

[HughTwo]

Jannis Morgun waiting "for the phone lines to explode" because he's flogging a box with three shoe-shaped perfumes for £14.99.

Oh yes, they're 'inspired by Carolina Herrera Good Girl" - not sure if that's a direct or indirect comparison.
It's not too strong to give you a headache. I bet it's not, it will be as weak as bog water.

Now he's claiming there's an allocation of stock for his show
As if someone would call up and ask to buy 100, then the operator says "sorry Muriel, Jannis doesn't have that many, you'll need to call when Dirty Pedro's on tomorrow, alright".

You think you've heard all of their nonsense and then there's more.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

“Forget that I’m a shopping TV presenter - just buy this, please.” Is he for real? The guy is genuinely unbelievable. Morgan certainly doesn’t need to improve his skills in this area. I’ve also never seen him not involved in selling a product on the channel I wouldn’t be more than happy to put straight into a black bin bag with the rest of the household waste.

He’s not going to put the sonic toothbrush he’s flogging into his mouth for ‘Health and Safety’ reasons….of the toothbrush…