Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

I feel a picture coming on…

 

[Muttley]

Hope you've all bought the Himalyan rock salt lamp, God it's ugly.

Update: they're all gone so we can't get one

 

[Jazzydrury]

Pedro should be back in the morning, days between his shifts go quick

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Apparently the dartboards were the only item not to sell out so far…

 

[SiRich]

Pedro should be back in the morning, days between his shifts go quick

Nice to see you, to see you ...'fk off Pedro' !!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter V is in da house

 

[galesgal57]

£45 everywhere for the men's pyjamas. Should have gone to George at ASDA, Mike, I paid £14 for a pair.

 

[HughTwo]

Of-the-Masons with the usual nonsense about Brave Soul clothes - he spent more and got the same quality, almost.

But look at the details - what role is he playing?
Brass Neck? Del Boy? Arfur Daley, The Prince of the Wide Boys?

 

[galesgal57]

I did notice that the navy top was described as a roll neck, and the other two colours as role necks. Amateurs in the gallery.

 

[Hammy60]

Apparently the dartboards were the only item not to sell out so far…

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Gummies & Men's smelly gift set still on sale on the web site, so sell out claim may have been a bit premature.

No doubt be back tomorrow after Mike reads his emails, from the dozens who missed out, and he manages to miraculously get more stock into the business.

 

[HughTwo]

They never miss a chance to scaremonger.

Peter van Volauvent trying to flog the Homesmart vacuum they can't shift.

"Not only can you use the extension to get spiders webs, but also to get spiders' NESTS"

 

[exmothian]

So corded is better and more powerful than a cordless.My grandaughters toy vacuum
can pick up just as much as this crap. Stock is flying out again as it was three weeks ago.

 

[galesgal57]

Gummies & Men's smelly gift set still on sale on the web site, so sell out claim may have been a bit premature.

No doubt be back tomorrow after Mike reads his emails, from the dozens who missed out, and he manages to miraculously get more stock into the business.

Probably with Torchy tonight, and Pinocchio Pete in the morning.

 

[HughTwo]

This vacuum, he keeps saying, uses the power of the national grid.

Yes, just like my kettle, television, toaster, the blender, the light bulbs..........Pedro's vibration plate, multiple air fryers, grills, treadmill, emu balm spreader......

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Looks cheap and nasty overall with flimsy looking filters and a wobbly and tacky feel in general. Still, that’s enough about Van Seezedklutch…As for that reappearing vacuum - I wouldn’t barge it with a touchpole - or any other Eastern European worker, Walter Mitty inappropriately comments on.

 

[Herring]

£45 everywhere for the men's pyjamas. Should have gone to George at ASDA, Mike, I paid £14 for a pair.

Wow, they're not describing it as "a men's pyjama"?!

Normally they try to sound pretentious and refer to clothing items in the singular.

"This Tamsy sack looks amazing with a cushioned sock, or perhaps a jumper with sleeve, or even just a nice pair of shoe…"

 

[Herring]

I did notice that the navy top was described as a roll neck, and the other two colours as role necks. Amateurs in the gallery.

Probably just copy/pasting the "Chinglish" Shein description given that's where they likely sourced it/drop shipping it from

 

[Herring]

So corded is better and more powerful than a cordless.My grandaughters toy vacuum
can pick up just as much as this crap. Stock is flying out again as it was three weeks ago.

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Ingenious!

Perfect for those who want all the downsides to a cordless vac, like small tank, flimsy plastic, and small motor PLUS the downsides to a corded: being tethered to a wall.

That's HomeSMART®.

(HomeIdiot might be a better name for their brand. Can't let any plastic low-end far-eastern electronic pass by without slapping their logo on it, doubling the price, and flogging it to the Muriel's of the world as better than [leading brand]).

 

[Jazzydrury]

All of a sudden all my SHEIN Clothes. Sounds cheap and nasty

 

[ronzy75]

Where is masonic Mike getting creed fragrance from? Says greed on the bottle waiting for the Colombia watch collection btw