Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Preachy, desperate Pedro. The last of the air fryers which didn't go through, banging on them like a tom tom.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Why are the presenters getting angry all of a sudden, surely it’s not a good sales tactic.

Last night, he said it would go up to £139.99 now £199.99.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Following their logic we should all downsize to a bedsit getting rid of all these excess rooms that we're supposedly never in.

I can picture it now, households all over the UK with families gathered to celebrate Christmas ... all huddled around one heater in the lounge, the rest of the house freezing.

'Please excuse me, I need to use the bathroom.'

'No bother, it's along the hallway, second door on the right. Prepare to freeze your nuts off!'

 

[Muttley]

Think the Promo said they were American.

Think I will watch I’m a Celebrity, which would suit Peter Simon well, rather than talking cock and bull, he would be eating it

I never watch I'm a Celebrity but I would if he were on it. When he's under stress his real personality comes out. That would be fun to watch...

 

[Jazzydrury]

I never watch I'm a Celebrity but I would if he were on it. When he's under stress his real personality comes out. That would be fun to watch...

It’s not only him, like I said earlier, last night it was Paul’s turn

 

[Samki]

Why is there a dart board behind pervy this evening?

 

[Samki]

And a price tag in his wrist - random

 

[Jazzydrury]

Why is there a dart board behind pervy this evening?

Paul was selling it earlier, obviously nobody can be bothered taking it down

 

[galesgal57]

And a price tag in his wrist - random

It's the watch he's flogging tonight. On with the little heater now. It's going to be really cold this week, especially in the far north where he lives. I wouldn't call Cheshire far north. I live much farther north than him, and Hammy certainly lives in the far north. By the time his cruddy little heater arrives, we could be having a heatwave.

 

[galesgal57]

Gawd. He's pleading poverty again. He has a duvet and fleece blankets in his living room. He's got Economy 7 this week, not the antiquated central heating that he had last week.

 

[galesgal57]

He's saying it's going to be bitter on the North East coast. I'd better buy a load of his heaters and one of each colour of his fleecy blankets. Thanks for the heads up Pedro, how would I cope without his expert advice?

 

[Hammy60]

It's the watch he's flogging tonight. On with the little heater now. It's going to be really cold this week, especially in the far north where he lives. I wouldn't call Cheshire far north. I live much farther north than him, and Hammy certainly lives in the far north. By the time his cruddy little heater arrives, we could be having a heatwave.

I was laughing at Janice the other day, he was going on about the cold, said he'd been to Lapland or Iceland (or something like that) and it was -19 and icicles were forming on his face, we don't get temperatures like that in the UK he said.

Thought well Janice, bus stop (free bus passes are great ) on my road takes me out to Braemar, it's been down to -27 there, so put your -19 in yer pipe and smoke it (although wasn't said as nicely as that).

 

[galesgal57]

I was laughing at Janice the other day, he was going on about the cold, said he'd been to Lapland or Iceland (or something like that) and it was -19 and icicles were forming on his face, we don't get temperatures like that in the UK he said.

Thought well Janice, bus stop (free bus passes are great ) on my road takes me out to Braemar, it's been down to -27 there, so put your -19 in yer pipe and smoke it (although wasn't said as nicely as that).

Bet the icicle was hanging off his nose.

 

[Ant7t]

Bet the icicle was hanging off his nose.

I hope it was an icicle

 

[Hammy60]

anti mecurial.

 

[Ant7t]

anti mecurial.

Who's she?

 

[Hammy60]

Who's she?

She's Anti Microbial's lesser known sister.

 

[Hammy60]

Is there nobody in the gallery telling him he's saying it wrong or are they as daft as well.

 

[Ant7t]

Is there nobody in the gallery telling him he's saying it wrong or are they as daft as well.

Maybe he's bored them to death? Or, to sleep?

 

[Hammy60]

Maybe he's bored them to death? Or, to sleep?

Maybe, but If they are anything like the staff on the studio floor then i'm sticking with daft.