Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

50 wallets left, Yiannis says you can buy 49, I want one, Yiannis you sold it the other night, why didn’t you order one then you Knob

This GUFF they spout about trying to buy stuff themselves is just that ... GUFF!

Whatever her name is was selling watches last night and said something like this:

'Oh I'd love to buy one of these myself but oh my goodness it's not easy. We can't buy whilst presenting obviously, so we need to wait until we get home and send an email in asking if we can have one! And then of course, by that time they're usually sold out!'

So emmm, even if true, you couldn't text a friend or family member to buy one for you during the live show?!?

I smell BULLSH1T

 

[Herring]

This GUFF they spout about trying to buy stuff themselves is just that ... GUFF

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I smell BULLSH1T

On IW? You're close, but think you'll find the smell is actually called Gammon…