Random musings and general banter.

[HughTwo]

Brilliant - Torchy shoots himself in the foot as he goes on flogging that projector.

"Get this home and eh, I think I'm right, what's the returns policy?
"Ok, right if you open it that will invalidate the return option"

 

[PhaedrusR]

This is like something along similar lines that I used to get extremely excited about when Dad used his cine projector to play a black and white Gregory Peck film called Marooned. I thought the film, played large and proud, and shaking and blurred, off my bedroom wall was absolutely amazing. Then again, I was 10 years old, and it was 1972.

Super 8mm colour cine projector: Kidnapped. 1979.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

He also told the tale of his plastic surgeon not having to take skin from his backside to repair his forehead, because of taking collagen. Another tall tale from Pinocchio Pete.

I heard his surgeon took both buttocks to replace his cheeks.
For some reason, no one wants to kiss him on the lips any more.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

That's because no one expects the spanish inquisition.

To torture you now would be simple - strap you to a chair and force you to watch IW.

That was the reason I said it. I guess I was a bit too cryptic!