Random musings and general banter.

[HughTwo]

How will Dirty Peter explain it when he has collagen, blankets and air purifiers to sell tonight?

Will it be A) some stock bounced back B) they found some more in the warehouse C) Thanks to Nigel/Fanny/Rupert the buyers got more stock or.....D) Plough on as if he said nothing.....

 

[Jazzydrury]

How will Dirty Peter explain it when he has collagen, blankets and air purifiers to sell tonight?

Will it be A) some stock bounced back B) they found some more in the warehouse C) Thanks to Nigel/Fanny/Rupert the buyers got more stock or.....D) Plough on as if he said nothing.....

D

 

[Battiola73]

Don’t know how you feel but Yiannis, is nothing like he was on Create and Craft

Never liked Yiannis on Create and Craft as I found him bland and he didn’t seem to have any personality. Saying that though, he was 100% better on C&C than the lying git he is on IW.

 

[Battiola73]

Janice went to Hochanda, if I was IW I would bring her back at Tech Guest, Rachel Pierman, and yes Nosey Parker.

I’d imagine Parker will retire now

Janice would be great as the Tech expert. Mind you would she want to as IW tech stuff is hardly modern is it? Martyn would be better on Hobbymaker but he may retire. But a big fat no to Rachel Pisspoor, I put her in the same class as Eyelid Naan and Smarmy Lee Cluck on QVC.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Never liked Yiannis on Create and Craft as I found him bland and he didn’t seem to have any personality. Saying that though, he was 100% better on C&C than the lying git he is on IW.

I see he posted a video, saying how sorry he was about Create and Craft closing, but without mentioning the channel name,

 

[Battiola73]

Foghorn has the collagen.

Doesn’t work then!

 

[Battiola73]

How will Dirty Peter explain it when he has collagen, blankets and air purifiers to sell tonight?

Will it be A) some stock bounced back B) they found some more in the warehouse C) Thanks to Nigel/Fanny/Rupert the buyers got more stock or.....D) Plough on as if he said nothing.....

Yes deffo D

 

[Jazzydrury]

Janice would be great as the Tech expert. Mind you would she want to as IW tech stuff is hardly modern is it? Martyn would be better on Hobbymaker but he may retire. But a big fat no to Rachel Pisspoor, I put her in the same class as Eyelid Naan and Smarmy Lee Cluck on QVC.

Who’s Eyelid Naan

 

[Battiola73]

Who’s Eyelid Naan

The Scottish woman who I call Miss Insincerity. She’s like the female equivalent of Biagi.
She only does daytimes.

 

[galesgal57]

Peter singing about shining a light. I know where I'd like to shove that torch, the trouble is, he'd probably enjoy it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Talking about enjoying being pulled over (pulled off more like) by the Police in his Robin Reliant!!! Ferrari, more like.

 

[galesgal57]

Put the 69.99 Billy Hunt watch on your household insurance.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Classy bags, not. Around £10 elsewhere seems to be the going rate. Telling men to buy a ladies’ purse and use it as a man bag….Talk about desperation tactics.

Now his bus pass…66, isn’t it. to get one? Is he 66? Does he really have a carer called Dennis who dispenses his medication to him on a Tuesday?

 

[Hammy60]

Man Bags.

 

[HughTwo]

Mild all over the country, but Dirty Peter found it so cold this morning.....he was....stiff!

He is filthy

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The £255 Daewoo Bluetooth Karaoke Machine, he says….£56 in Robert Dyas currently.

 

[galesgal57]

Classy bags, not. Around £10 elsewhere seems to be the going rate. Telling men to buy a ladies’ purse and use it as a man bag….Talk about desperation tactics.

Now his bus pass…66, isn’t it. to get one? Is he 66? Does he really have a carer called Dennis who dispenses his medication to him on a Tuesday?

It is 66 for a bus pass. I thought he didn't take any pills or potions. He is unable to differentiate between truth and reality, but he gets paid handsomely for his porkies. He's just said they we're selling these pouffes for two hundred pounds. Strange, last week they were 39.99. Get ready for him telling us to put it on the insurance.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What an hysterically exaggerated patter for a £40 Pouffe.

 

[Hammy60]

It is 66 for a bus pass. I thought he didn't take any pills or potions. He is unable to differentiate between truth and reality, but he gets paid handsomely for his porkies. He's just said they we're selling these pouffes for two hundred pounds. Strange, last week they were 39.99. Get ready for him telling us to put it on the insurance.

It's 60 up here.

 

[Jazzydrury]

What an hysterically exaggerated patter for a £40 Pouffe.

He said he wanted to sell it for £139