Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Maybe Joe is going to be their resident chef as his stint with Create and Craft is likely over. I like Joe but will miss Michelin Mark but only for the entertainment value and not his gastrointestinal delights

I was thinking the same regarding Joe

 

[Hammy60]

Not seen Chef Mark lately. Would be good to see him firing up the ovens again….View attachment 30100

Stay warm this winter, Instead of turning on the central heating invite chef Mark over to make a meal for the family.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Stay warm this winter, Instead of turning on the central heating invite chef Mark over to make a meal for the family.

And Blow up the kitchen

 

[Jazzydrury]

Mike’s in his grotto

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Grotty Grotto. I’ve seen better quality in Home Bargains. Not that I’ve ever set foot in there, of course…

 

[Jazzydrury]

I love Christmas, but what he is selling is crap, wrapping paper now

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My late wife loved Christmas. There was a military set of manoeuvres to get downstairs all the hundreds of pieces (yes,100s) of Christmas paraphernalia down from the loft to decorate a three story townhouse. Smoking Santas, Three Wise Men, Away in a Manger recreations, Dachshund baubles, Tory Cabinet Minister Baubles, 120 Tory MP baubles, lights, lights, lights, lights, three trees….Jeez, the very thought of it again. All I could see with all this festive stuff on the floor waiting to be assembled with the rigmarole of having to put all of it away again on Twelfth Night. My partner still does the Tree and all the decorations in her house. All I do is have a knitted tiny tree she made for me, and set aside a fifth of the front window ledge for ‘ALL’ my three cards…

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m 50 next next year, but my parents still decorate because according to them Our Emma deserves the decorations up.

As long as there Emma has a small tree up she isn’t worried

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Muriel has bought a step ladder

She's moving up in the world. A step in the right direction. Best foot forward

 

[Jazzydrury]

Mikes just said I’m here at 10am Tomorrow

Followed by if you love me, I’m Mike Mason, If you don’t love ne, I’m Peter Simon

 

[Jazzydrury]

According to Mike he has new DuChump watches later

 

[Wanderer]

According to Mike he has new DuChump watches later

Wonder if they are rebadged Pagani Design, Benyar or Cadisen.....

 

[Wanderer]

Why are they fascinated in Patio Heaters for

1) To allow customers stuck with expensive rattan furniture to make use of it for longer?

2) They've sold us so much tat (that we can't return) and our houses are now full, so we need to be outside 24/7?

3) They are wanting to increase global warming, so that the 3rd world needs more free meals distributed by a no-name "socials influencer"?

 

[Hammy60]

Famous Ronda 371 movement again.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh, the bleedin’ Duchumps…The same bleedin’ Duchumps that Geezer M. said would sell bleedin’ ahrtt last bleedin’ night..’Ere comes the bleedin’ Black Gold Duchump. The Duchump youze can’t get for love nor money. Except ‘ere…where we ‘ave unsold cupboards full, of the fuc….Courier problems last night. City Link not answering telexes.. If I took £500,000 off the price…Oh God…Zzzzz. If ‘is upper face don’t light up….

 

[Wanderer]

My late wife loved Christmas. There was a military set of manoeuvres to get downstairs all the hundreds of pieces (yes,100s) of Christmas paraphernalia down from the loft to decorate a three story townhouse. Smoking Santas, Three Wise Men, Away in a Manger recreations, Dachshund baubles, Tory Cabinet Minister Baubles, 120 Tory MP baubles, lights, lights, lights, lights, three trees….Jeez, the very thought of it again. All I could see with all this festive stuff on the floor waiting to be assembled with the rigmarole of having to put all of it away again on Twelfth Night. My partner still does the Tree and all the decorations in her house. All I do is have a knitted tiny tree she made for me, and set aside a fifth of the front window ledge for ‘ALL’ my three cards…

I live alone, but I still make the effort to put up an artificial tree with a few baubles and maybe a garland or two.

Grotty Grotto. I’ve seen better quality in Home Bargains. Not that I’ve ever set foot in there, of course…

I was there earlier, not visited the branch since it move some time ago. Found some mango, passionfruit and orange handwash and Dead Sea Collection lavender bubble bath.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You should make the effort. I try to even in the smallest way, but anything more than that, I cannot do still.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Famous Ronda 371 movement again.

The hapless idiots only crib what they want to from here and not what they NEED to.

 

[Wanderer]

You should make the effort. I try to even in the smallest way, but anything more than that, I cannot do still.

Can understand DoC.

As we get older we accumulate those times of the year that remind us of those dear to us.

 

[exmothian]

No way are those burgers cooked.