Random musings and general banter.

[Samki]

So we have Foghorn, Mike off the Market, Pervy Pedro, Unnatural Nat.

With his recent unkempt look Jezza must be hair, so we've got Berk and Hare.

This berk and hare rob the living

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Are they mob handed again later this evening?

 

[Wanderer]

Are they mob handed again later this evening?

If they are not sure what we've done to deserve it.....

 

[Ant7t]

I wonder where you acquired your knowledge of Soho?

Hopefully your saw an educational documentary on the subject

Soho probably. But only by walking through Sweet innocent lil me.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Non Shopping TV News

Thomas Tuchel is the New England Manager, a German managing England, not all fans will be happy

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I heard there was initial talks. A German manager for the England national team is stretching it a bit…

 

[Jazzydrury]

I heard there was initial talks. A German manager for the England national team is stretching it a bit…

It’s official

 

[Jazzydrury]

I heard there was initial talks. A German manager for the England national team is stretching it a bit…

It’s official

 

[Jazzydrury]

Nobody watching IW

 

[Gooner1963]

So I've noticed the new shysters conning sales tactic is to say INSPIRED BY when comparing thier £9.99 tom cats p*ss scents to ones costing hundreds thus avoiding any copyright lawsuits

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Youngtown clocks? More like Yungtown.. Obviously failed the audition for Elizabeth Duke…

 

[Wanderer]

£130 for a ceramic fan heater..... with "fanfare" - a flame effect.

and heres come Peter VolumeDownOrOff

 

[Duke of Cheese]

How to steal a living on an all too regular basis.

Now the old "We've Made a Mistake" with the price routine. My God...no limits. No boundaries... Why? Just why? BECAUSE WE CAN!!! AND NOBODY CAN STOP US...OR WANTS TO...

 

[Wanderer]

So I've noticed the new shysters conning sales tactic is to say INSPIRED BY when comparing thier £9.99 tom cats p*ss scents to ones costing hundreds thus avoiding any copyright lawsuits

Lidl and Aldi do some nice dupes that are under that and you can usually try from a tester bottle.

 

[Hammy60]

£130 for a ceramic fan heater..... with "fanfare" - a flame effect.

and heres come Peter VolumeDownOrOff

I see Mason's central heating broke down again, seem to be an annual event in his household, which begs the question, why is he still using central heating? He's been telling us for years, at least 5 that i know of, that central heating is archaic, and wanting us to buy all manner of electric heaters (fan heaters/ceramic radiators) to only heat the room we are in, yet he is still using his central heating.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Because he wants his family to be warm, comfortable, and not just to be huddled over some ridiculous small heater in one room. He wants his presumably large house to be warm all round. He earns good money and can afford to have it. Unlike the perceived skint, hovel living, uninformed, gullible, any old thing is good for them audience he and others there believe are watching. Though for somebody who ‘FEELS’ music and has years of experience as a sparks - he doesn’t seem to ‘FEEL’ when his central heating is going wrong!!

It’s funny – all their presenters seem to sing the praises of the cheap products alternatives that they are trying to sell to the punters, but none of them seem to want to go down that route of purchase themselves. Instead opting for the very expensive alternatives they decry on these shows.

 

[Hammy60]

Mike also said, even after it's switched off, it's still heating the room with the stored heat in the ceramic.

That pearl of wisdom came a few minutes after Peter V explained, while trying to showing the air filter in the back of the unit, that when switched off the fan keeps working to cool down the heating element so it's safe to touch and move the heater, takes 15 seconds cool down according to Peter, which it duly did and Peter touched the front of the unit which was now cool.

So Mike is it still pumping out heat or is cool? Or are you spouting bollocks as usual.

 

[Wanderer]

Mike also said, even after it's switched off, it's still heating the room with the stored heat in the ceramic.

That pearl of wisdom came a few minutes after Peter V explained, while trying to showing the air filter in the back of the unit, that when switched off the fan keeps working to cool down the heating element so it's safe to touch and move the heater, takes 15 seconds cool down according to Peter, which it duly did and Peter touched the front of the unit which was now cool.

So Mike is it still pumping out heat or is cool? Or are you spouting bollocks as usual.

Mike said the same thing, even before he introduced Mr VentAnExpert

 

[Wanderer]

How green, Philips single use batteries.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Yes, branded Backdeor Pies and they have added collagen.

Just have to be careful of the gristly bits....

There is a limited edition version coming soon with extra lips and arsole.

When forest gump said life was just like a box of chocolates, because you never know what you are going to get, my old dad tuned to me and said no - it’s more like this cinema hot dog…
Shorter than you think it’s going to be, and full of unpleasant little gristly bits…