Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Does Jacks really use the Kuntcumshardly? Or is that another fantasy?

 

[Muttley]

Foghorn's delicate skin, many comments coming in from viewers saying how great it is and asking how she does it, is due to the Kumkumadi she's using.

Considering she claims to use soooooooooooooo many ****** skin products, health elixirs (collagen, CPD, Gummies, vits etc) & beauty gadgets on IW and at other retailors, how the hell can she know which one is actually improving (or not) her skin?

Oh new health issue she about to start being afflicted with, too add to the million she already suffers from, perimenopause.

She must have been last in the queue when god was handing out healthy bodies.

From a personal perspective, and I think I can speak for many of us on here, I'm not remotely interested in her perimenopause

 

[Lord Helpus]

Oh no!

Our dear Sallah has been trolled by a woman who doubts that she ever buys any IW clothing.

Not so she says going through a list of IW "fashions" she has indeed purchased including the gigantic red leggings she's wearing today.

Well done Our Sallah that told 'em.

 

[Hammy60]

Just beaten to it by Lord Helpus.

Oh sally commenting on a troll on social media saying she doesn't wear anything from where she works, she says do you not read my socials, last night i had a dress and ring on that were from IW, today my trousers and shoes are from IW so i do wear quite an awful lot.

Probably someone that looked at loads of her posts on her socials which feauture stuff from almost everyone else apart from IW.

 

[Lord Helpus]

With apologies to Gracie Fields:
Sallah Sallah
Don't ever wander
Away from this channel
And me

Sallah Sallah
Pride of shopping telly
You're more than
Ideal World to me

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I might just ‘ave a buy on these…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

From a personal perspective, and I think I can speak for many of us on here, I'm not remotely interested in her perimenopause

Is he still doing the tribute perfumes?

 

[cheeky chappie]

Why would you use air freshener as perfume? I see they've reduced the price by £3. Get both for £12.58. Why would I do that Pedro, when I can get 5 for £19.99 from Amazon. Reckons they cost £30 in Dubai.

tbh I use Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammon to get RIGHT to the front of queues etc. When I wear it and enter a shop or any queue, folk just seem to move away very quickly ...

 

[cheeky chappie]

They were flogging gift bags last night, I think the set was £7.99. The girl on with Jezza didn't disappoint ...

To be honest you can easily pay £7.99 for just one of the larger bags!

Really? I buy these bags every Christmas and the larger ones are usually £1 - £3 tops. Not sure where the feck you're buying yours from love, maybe IW as they always have great deals

 

[cheeky chappie]

Buy the 8l dual tray air fryer from IW for £69.99 ... or buy one from B&Q for £49.99.

IW, the home of not so great bargains ...

 

[Muttley]

tbh I use Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammon to get RIGHT to the front of queues etc. When I wear it and enter a shop or any queue, folk just seem to move away very quickly ...

I believe you may attract dogs which could be due to the meat base notes of the scent, it's now being sold exclusively sold on www.ShysterShopping.com

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You may also become musically obsessed with Paul Young’s Everytime You Go Away (You Take a Piece of Meat with You)…Barking in tune with it.

 

[galesgal57]

I believe you may attract dogs which could be due to the meat base notes of the scent, it's now being sold exclusively sold on www.ShysterShopping.com

Like those pheromone sprays Richie and Eddie bought from the *** shop on Bottom. The dogs went wild for them.

 

[Battiola73]

It one thing maybe over egging his watches or if he sells the watches cheaper on his own web site, obviously been hit a couple of times with IW admins so only fair he's probably not giving them as good of deals as he used to.
But to get involved in the pantomime over prices being to low, must be a mistake, should be this price etc, when he sells the same watches for a good bit less on his own web site is poor, really isn't a good look for him, calls into question his ethics/character.

Foghorn's delicate skin, many comments coming in from viewers saying how great it is and asking how she does it, is due to the Kumkumadi she's using.

Considering she claims to use soooooooooooooo many ****** skin products, health elixirs (collagen, CPD, Gummies, vits etc) & beauty gadgets on IW and at other retailors, how the hell can she know which one is actually improving (or not) her skin?

Oh new health issue she about to start being afflicted with, too add to the million she already suffers from, perimenopause.

She must have been last in the queue when god was handing out healthy bodies.

More like peri-peri menopause.

 

[galesgal57]

Just beaten to it by Lord Helpus.

Oh sally commenting on a troll on social media saying she doesn't wear anything from where she works, she says do you not read my socials, last night i had a dress and ring on that were from IW, today my trousers and shoes are from IW so i do wear quite an awful lot.

Probably someone that looked at loads of her posts on her socials which feauture stuff from almost everyone else apart from IW.

She seems to wear a lot of stuff from F&F, which is Tesco clothing I believe, hardly designer. Although she does seem to team the outfits with a high end handbag.

 

[Muttley]

Like those pheromone sprays Richie and Eddie bought from the *** shop on Bottom. The dogs went wild for them.

Do you remember that Eddie said "Is this a *** shop? I'll have five quid's worth"

 

[galesgal57]

Do you remember that Eddie said "Is this a *** shop? I'll have five quid's worth"

I just love that show. Rik Mayall was perfect, with his horrible, grubby y-fronts.

 

[Muttley]

Just beaten to it by Lord Helpus.

Oh sally commenting on a troll on social media saying she doesn't wear anything from where she works, she says do you not read my socials, last night i had a dress and ring on that were from IW, today my trousers and shoes are from IW so i do wear quite an awful lot.

Probably someone that looked at loads of her posts on her socials which feauture stuff from almost everyone else apart from IW.

It's interesting because they are just there to sell products to the public. Its not relevant what people may say about them online.

I'm sure that newsreaders must have horrible things said about them on social media but they don't bring it up at the end of the broadcast, "And finally, somebody on Facebook has just called me a posh, entitled tw@t, and said I can stick my news reports where the sun don't shine". I don't know why IW presenters think their viewers should know what is said online.

We know this forum has been mentioned by presenters, why? Some of them are very touchy about this. I would have thought avoiding reading this forum would be a good start as we're not your fan club and some of our comments may not be very nice. Barra Boi clearly can't keep away.

Maybe it's to get the sympathy of the viewer, "nasty people don't like me sob sob" to entice Muriel, Ena Sharples and Minnie Caldwell to part with their pension money..

 

[Muttley]

I just love that show. Rik Mayall was perfect, with his horrible, grubby y-fronts.

He had long, lank, greasy hair as well, made him look so sleazy

 

[galesgal57]

Market stall tat. Obviously had another dose of Pro Plus, topped up with a caffeine energy drink. First up a huge helmet and gauntlets, cashmere Pedro kept repeating over and over. On screen said 70% cashmere. Got the grotty holdall with the leopard, £5 cheaper than last week. Vostok for 2 hours coming up. Shoot me now.
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