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I see Velma from scooby doo is back helping herself to sell skin care products.
 
I think William Hunt must be based in Yorkshire. 🤣
On the IW website their Eau de Parfum is described as Oud Parfum.
Pic attached.

Scene: In a northern terrace, 1920s.
Man in cloth cap turns to wife, or whippet.
Man “Eh up, owr lass, wud thi like a bucket er that Oud Perfume from t’telly fer thi birthdy? William ‘Unt”
Woman/whippet: “Don’t yew be usin’ that rhyming slang on me, yer foul mouthed gibbon. And no. I don’t want any of that awful stuff. Smells like grandad’s undercrackers. An’ int it time we buried ‘im?”
Grandad: “I’m not dead yet”

To be continued…..
🤣🤣
 

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Keep this to yourself as I'm not supposed to say anything.

A friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend who works closely with TJC/IW and the big fragrance houses tells me there's a new fragrance being exclusively launched on IW this coming summer.

It'll be called ...

William Gamunt

An exclusive blend of William Hunt and Gammon.

You read it here first!
 
Keep this to yourself as I'm not supposed to say anything.

A friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend who works closely with TJC/IW and the big fragrance houses tells me there's a new fragrance being exclusively launched on IW this coming summer.

It'll be called ...

William Gamunt

An exclusive blend of William Hunt and Gammon.

You read it here first!
Pongs like used straw.
 
I think William Hunt must be based in Yorkshire. 🤣
On the IW website their Eau de Parfum is described as Oud Parfum.
Pic attached.

Scene: In a northern terrace, 1920s.
Man in cloth cap turns to wife, or whippet.
Man “Eh up, owr lass, wud thi like a bucket er that Oud Perfume from t’telly fer thi birthdy? William ‘Unt”
Woman/whippet: “Don’t yew be usin’ that rhyming slang on me, yer foul mouthed gibbon. And no. I don’t want any of that awful stuff. Smells like grandad’s undercrackers. An’ int it time we buried ‘im?”
Grandad: “I’m not dead yet”

To be continued…..
🤣🤣
Willy Hunt might be in Yorshire now. He sure ain't in Saville Row any more.
 
According to the Craft Telly site, it looks like IW may be getting a new presenter.

Yannis Morgan, who left Create and Craft last week
I saw his last show, and assumed he was joining the new channel. He seems like a decent presenter, I suppose he will be knocked into the IW way of selling in due course.
 

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