Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Sneak peak at the metal detector…

 

[Lord Helpus]

He looks like a tramp
His bedroom is damp
The crystals don't work
What a stupid burke

 

[Lord Helpus]

The Detectorists is a drama not a documentary.

Can't he ever get anything right?

 

[Lord Helpus]

How he go walking with his bad knees?

Jumping for joy when PV appears. What is he on?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Let’s hunt for valuable objects around the studio.. Three hours later..

I have never metal detected, but if I had any serious intent to do so, I would want something a lot better than what they are showing.

 

[Lord Helpus]

PV = machino supremo.

There ain't nuffing this bloke dunno about nuffing as Mike would say.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What does Van Kampavann get for offering absolutely nothing on a whole range of products? Free coffee and a place to shelter from the rain? Simon has just creamed his pants by the sounds of it.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Little fings please little minds.

A green light on a hoover.

A beep on a metal detector.

What a pair of utter wallies.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’ve Been watching Big Brother has Muriel bought anything tonight

 

[Lord Helpus]

On Hampstead Heath
And the Sussex Downs
People are circling all around
Looking for some buried treasure
With Ideal World's cheap detector

 

[candycane]

Do all Burnley people screech

 

[postmanpat68]

On Hampstead Heath
And the Sussex Downs
People are circling all around
Looking for some buried treasure
With Ideal World's cheap detector

It is a generic MD920 detector available elsewhere for a similar price.

 

[postmanpat68]

Apparently hammy has a metal detector.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

I have a feeling that you wouldn’t detect much with a £40 detector or I may be wrong but I doubt it somehow.

 

[Battiola73]

He's confusing collagen with sanatagen

Fortifies the over 40s. I think was the advertising slogan

 

[galesgal57]

On Hampstead Heath
And the Sussex Downs
People are circling all around
Looking for some buried treasure
With Ideal World's cheap detector

When Pedro goes to Hampstead Heath, he ain't metal detecting.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’m seeing things…The South African woman has sat at that table all night with the lights out and is back on this morning with Dunlop lips. Five hours break of duty. Somebody with a duty of care there, send her home.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

When Pedro goes to Hampstead Heath, he ain't metal detecting.

He like to get wet at the Pond.

 

[Latearrival]

I was going to text, but as IW read here i can just post my question here, and ask Peter if he could recommend any IW products that would keep me cool & refreshed during walks, the sherpa fleece, hand hot water bottle etc worked wonders during winter but now it's getting milder they ain't much use, really need cooling products and i've massive amount of money to spend.

There is a company who already have the perfect answer out there for dogs.
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Another use of the Equafleece® T-Shirt Body is as a light weight cooling vest. Soaked in cold water before wearing, the T-shirt is extremely effective in helping to keep your dog cool, taking between 30 mins and 4 hours (depending on temperature and wetness of the T-shirt) to fully dry while the evaporating water lowers the dog’s body temperature – great for hot days.

Perhaps you could get together with the buyers at IW and as you have so much disposable income you could design and manufacture one for humans. You could both make a killing.

 

[Latearrival]

Sneak peak at the metal detector…

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I have one of those it came in very handy attached to a long string when I dropped my keys down the drain in our road as I was getting out of the car.
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