Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

You can cook bacon in under 4 minutes if you like it under cooked

It doesn't look that big to me. Try it out for 30 days he says. I bet they won't accept returns that have been used. Rod from Hull? Who next, Eric from Morecambe?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

If Joe is that good of a chef, why is he a presenter on a craft channel.

 

[Latearrival]

Not the patchwork leather bags again. First layer leathers my arse, third rate more like.

Every open air market I’ve ever been to almost without fail had a mega stall by the entrance filled to bursting with every type/size of patchwork leather bag you could want.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

He said earlier on that you could boil potatoes in it, I’m not joking.

 

[Mommabear]

I can see a mic being left on tonight....1 2 1 2 highway to hell

His bacon will be burnt black where he's going

 

[Mommabear]

He said earlier on that you could boil potatoes in it, I’m not joking.

In under 4 minutes?

 

[Jazzydrury]

If Joe is that good of a chef, why is he a presenter on a craft channel.

To be honest. Joe is better at presenting, than being a Chef

 

[Keep Going]

Pedro says "you know Americans they exaggerate everything they go bigger and bigger" then he says "I cant tell fibs"

Does he have any memory or self awareness at all??

 

[Mommabear]

To be honest. Joe is better at presenting, than being a Chef

Must be a dream job presenting on Create & Craft, you just have to stand there

 

[Ali Kamman]

I've never seen a presenter on QVC say things like, "I can't tell fibs", "I tell it like it is, me".

They're the exact things a dodgy market stall trader would spout.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I remember QVC selling these in about 2015 for £31.50.

 

[galesgal57]

His bacon will be burnt black where he's going

Golden crisp bacon he says, more like pink and flaccid.

 

[Keep Going]

"If you love deep fried food" what a comedy channel this has became!

 

[Mommabear]

That egg looks suspect too. He looked in the recipe book for timing, 30 seconds. He did it for 30 seconds, took it out and put it back in! Still looks suss after 30 seconds x 2

 

[Mommabear]

Golden crisp bacon he says, more like pink and flaccid.

Why is one piece done way more than the other?

 

[galesgal57]

He has obviously lived a very sheltered life, because everything amazes him, he's never seen anything like it. The sodding pan has been on this channel for days, like the vacuum.

 

[Mommabear]

He has obviously lived a very sheltered life, because everything amazes him, he's never seen anything like it. The sodding pan has been on this channel for days, like the vacuum.

It's like he's been in hell all his life

 

[galesgal57]

At least Hammy is pleased with the pan.

 

[Keep Going]

He is pointing to the "fried" egg Joe made yesterday and says "that will become a fried egg" at least he is being honest here

 

[Mommabear]

He keeps saying he's 'taking one'

I hope he's not robbing it