Did he say ...Mike while down at his market stall flogging his watches, Once again rips the viewers to shreads with his comment of "Your daft if you dont buy one" great warm friendly and inviting way of trying to sell an item by telling potential buyers they are daft. Unreal does he ever listen to himself?
I've never forgotten him saying, years ago, "you have to buy this, you've got no choice". He spoke arrogantly and smugly (I know you'll find that hard to believe). Can't remember my reaction, but I may have shouted at the television and used a phrase which ended in "off" (not very ladylike I know...).Mike while down at his market stall flogging his watches, Once again rips the viewers to shreads with his comment of "Your daft if you dont buy one" great warm friendly and inviting way of trying to sell an item by telling potential buyers they are daft. Unreal does he ever listen to himself?
He's a tw*t.
You know how you get these people that can hack almost anything? It would be good if someone could hack the IW tv software and put messages on screen. So e.g. when this was being presented, a message pops up middle of the screen saying 'This watch can be bought for 1/2 the price off AlibabaMason & Bordello the night, nae doubt will be telling us how it took months and months for Earnshaw's designers to come up with their latest Tourbillon creation, and we'd be daft if we didn't buy it cause all the smart people are buying and it's a £3,000 watch for the bargain price of £999.99 plus p&p, remember folks Tourbillons usually cost in the tens and tens of thousands. And nae doubt Mason will be wanting one but unfortunately will be all sold out before he can get one.
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Feel sorry for 'Mike of the Masons' if he's not able to buy, but fear not he can go and get it from the source at half the price, £486.44.
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Cheeky Chappie, the off-screen fake conversation always reminds me of Morecambe and Wise. A guest would say a perfectly innocent word that may have sounded rude. Eric would look off-stage and appear to ask a stage manager "can he say *****". Silly but always made me laugh growing up in the 1970s.He's a tw*t.
Another line he likes spouting is
How many left my lovely? (speaking to people off-screen, if indeed he's speaking to anyone.)
Puts on a shocked face, conveniently doesn't tell us how many are left.
Right listen, if everyone that has these in their baskets checks out, they're gonna sell out. So get a wriggle on. I say this not to rush you ... blah blah blah.
3 days later, the product is still for sale and strangely hasn't sold out
He's a tw*t.
Another line he likes spouting is
How many left my lovely? (speaking to people off-screen, if indeed he's speaking to anyone.)
Puts on a shocked face, conveniently doesn't tell us how many are left.
Right listen, if everyone that has these in their baskets checks out, they're gonna sell out. So get a wriggle on. I say this not to rush you ... blah blah blah.
3 days later, the product is still for sale and strangely hasn't sold out
, and most are way above, in price and quality, than the vast majority of Chinese stuff that Mason hails as attention magnets on IW, but strangely i've never had anybody in a pub/room or on hols come up to me and ask about the watch i'm wearing and. Of course given his arrogance and look at me i'm fantastic attitude i wouldn't be surprised if he is the one that's instigating the attention by forcing folks to look at his watch and boring them with every little detail/info (fake IW info) about it, and how much he saved by buying it on IW. Yeah, they definitely target the 'Loads-A-Money' and 'King Gary' type viewer when selling certain watches. Bleating on about the weight, how you'll 'definitely know you're wearing a watch!' and all that guff.So true
I also find it strange, especially with the watches, how much he seems to hold bragging rights/attention you'll get in the pub as a major selling point/factor when folks are picking a watch to buy. He's continually stating how if you walk into a room/pub/on hols etc how everybody will be asking you about your watch, you'll be center of attention.
I've a big collection, too big actually, found it hard to fight the addiction
At least Paul B isn't irritating ...
That's because you didn't buy them from ideal world. If you had, you'd be inundated with questions and admiration.
Cheeky Chappie, you may need a lie down and increase your medication! By the way, did you get thrown out of B&Q as well?
