Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Like having a Uniroyal nose hair clipper...

 

[Wanderer]

Anyone looking for a Casio G-Shock?

£250

https://www.flannels.com/g-shock-casio-g-shock-gm-b2100gd-5aer-768528

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I’m seriously thinking about buying that resin penguin you’ve got coming up. Just need to work out how many enemies I’ve got to gift them to..

 

[Wanderer]

Like having a Uniroyal nose hair clipper...

That's coming up later.....

 

[galesgal57]

Can I stand all his ghastly repetitive anecdotes. Like listening to the landlord of your local thinking they’re telling all their old and unfunny jokes as new each night. That combined with dull, low rent and generally unappealing crud, poorly Paul Priced…Whatever did happen to the ex-Ideal World him? No…Time for a four pack of Long Life, a Vesta curry, a Birds Eye Trifle Mousse, a box of Weekend, some reruns of Game for a Laugh…and a scan through this week’s Titbits.View attachment 30172View attachment 30172

Birds Eye mousse, and Chocolate Lovely, yum.

 

[Wanderer]

I’m seriously thinking about buying that resin penguin you’ve got coming up. Just need to work out how many enemies I’ve got to gift them to..

My lord, they look so awful.....

 

[Duke of Cheese]

God…if you saw him approaching you in a pub you’d feign impending death to avoid the experience.

 

[Wanderer]

God…if you saw him approaching you in a pub you’d feign impending death to avoid the experience.

Penguin or Mason?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Birds Eye mousse, and Chocolate Lovely, yum.

Mum would always get one or both of these when she did the weekly shop. Loved the trifle mousse in particular. A tin of Heinz Beefburgers, too, and it was 1975 weekend heaven

If it was hard times and Dad had drunk all the social security money, then she could only manage a Super Mousse and a coconut macaroon.

 

[Wanderer]

I’m seriously thinking about buying that resin penguin you’ve got coming up. Just need to work out how many enemies I’ve got to gift them to..

Buy some stock now, keep them for when you want to break a friendship.......

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I wouldn’t pi…on those rugs if they were on fire…

 

[Wanderer]

I wouldn’t pi…on those rugs if they were on fire…

Best not you might get your hairs singed and then you won't need a marvelous Dunlop shaver.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

1-2-3….I FEELS MUSIC, I DOES… I am bleedin’ blessed, I am. Why Moi? It’s a gift from God.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Isn’t that the same price it was before - despite what Saint Cecilia is saying.

 

[Wanderer]

How many jobs has Mason had? - SellyTV presenter, sparks, sound engineer (cos he feels sound he does).

Soundbar time. Xenta with 20watts RMS.

£80 clearance....

£39 for 60 watts RMS - https://www.bmstores.co.uk/products/goodmans-led-bluetooth-soundbar-60w-386555

£39 for 50 watt RMS - https://www.argos.co.uk/product/1246038

 

[Duke of Cheese]

TRY IT!! You’re not buying it, you’re testing it… FOR £16 - first payment… Nahrr I’m gonna get romantic wiv the Goddess…I go up to her, say to her I brung you some plastic flowers, yer toerag. Then I grabs her…Mr. Romance, me…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He’s doing it deliberately, I swear he is…

 

[Wanderer]

He’s doing it deliberately, I swear he is…

Maybe the sales figures are that bad they know no one is watching with a view to buy, only us looking for silly mistakes, stupidity and lies.

 

[galesgal57]

Does it have an optical connection Mike, somebody asks? Only phono replies Mike. How old hat, hasn't even got hdmi. Load of very old crap.

 

[Hammy60]

Duchump again.