Random musings and general banter.

[Lord Helpus]

One of those watches has stopped.

Great advert for their time keeping.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Does he genuinely think the viewers are thick? Er..

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mountain warehouse are doing the shield sonars for £146.

Sonar Chronograph Strap Watch with Date | Mountain Warehouse GB

www.mountainwarehouse.com

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mike loves:

Trainers, watches and jellied eels.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Ya gotta av choice ain't ya.

You can't just walk out in one tee shirt.

Not me, I wear at least 3 or 4.
All NICCE.

 

[Mommabear]

One of those watches has stopped.

Great advert for their time keeping.

He said it was just a sample, don't worry you'll get a working one

 

[Duke of Cheese]

One of those watches has stopped.

Great advert for their time keeping.

He used to do that non-working sample thing on the second version. Thinking on his feet with a dud stock issue, or a factual statement? Who knows. One thing is factual: he is an extremely quick and able thinker. Except when he is trying to repair watch straps!!

 

[Lord Helpus]

The Sheild watches look OK, better than the Hunts and Duchamps but not as prestigious as Masonic Mike makes out.

 

[Hammy60]

You don't get seiko NH35 for £160.

Loads of them on Ali Mike.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It seems to be only Simon Peters who mentions Our Hammy. Mason seems to only do Our Quincy that I’ve heard, anyway.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He used to do that non-working sample thing on the second version. Thinking on his feet with a dud stock issue, or a factual statement? Who knows. One thing is factual: he is an extremely quick and able thinker. Except when he is trying to repair watch straps!!

He's a sharpie alright, he treats every product in front of him like a hot potato he has to get shot of double quick.

I still wouldn't buy a 2nd hand Skoda from him.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Welcome back, Torchymeister. He’s been on more shopping channels than Mason has had non-working samples. Crank up the pillows story…

 

[Lord Helpus]

Welcome back, Torchymeister. He’s been on more shopping channels than Mason has had non-working samples. Crank up the pillows story…

A tale of two pillows; it was the worst of nights and the best of nights.

Just av a buy...

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Mike read out a message from a K Barlow from Manchester...

 

[cheeky chappie]

I still think that so-called advice that Mason regularly and tediously gives out about pointing some Windows 3.1, cheap and nasty dash cam to the side window to film an irate driver threatening you is completely irresponsible. If you must risk getting your head further kicked in by doing that, then you would get much better quality and more accessible footage by pointing your mobile phone at them and filming them that way.

The last thing I would do in that situation would be to start pointing a toy camera at somebody, in such a state of agitation, that it would be quite possible that they could decide to smash your window as a result, and then get into the car to get hold of you. What I would be doing, rather than fiddling with a Matchbox Superfast ‘Drive Like Dad’ dash cam, would be phoning the Police and making the person aware that I was doing that. Equally, that could still inflame the situation, but at least they would know you were being directly proactive, rather than waving a rubber representation of a dash cam from the last century out of a Christmas cracker at them.

I'm not supposed to tell anyone this, however the person who supplies IW with the dash cams is a friend of a friend of a friend. I can exclusively reveal the next range of dash cams that will be featured in a few months time are cutting edge, the best of the best.

Here's a sneak peak ...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Honour the deal?? Slightly better deal for this on Amazon. £50 cheaper, plus a free Proscenic air fryer thrown in. Honour? They wouldn’t know ‘honour’ if it fell on them.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Even the Kahuna watches are better than these.

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuna

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

They seem to have replaced the promo with Rob and Sally. They one where he says 'Hey presto' (I think) I saw an animated version of it with (I believe) Natalia doing the voice in her shrill way

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Mike says Jo is next. He means Joanne, damn I thought it was Joe Remblance. I've nothing against her but she can talk the hind leg off a donkey

 

[Hammy60]

Lets check Amazon, cause everybody goes to Amazon, it's £40 for one pillow.

Except it's GX's marketplace on Amazon your quoting, so as usual GX is ripping off their customers that use Amazon Marketplace.