Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

I thought the price of £27.99 was for a pair of the rechargeable lamps not each. They don’t give out much of a throw of light.

The light on my phone is brighter

 

[Lord Helpus]

Natalia flogging a £279.99 beauty product for £19.99.

Two questions:

1. If it's so good why is it end of line and reduced by 90%?

2. If it really works what does a customer do when it runs out?

Or do you multibuy a product you haven't tried yet?

 

[Lord Helpus]

A flexipad on four flexies, another great buy reduced from £799.99 to £89.99 (90% off again).

Will remedy all sort of ailments.

Sorry did I say will, er I meant might.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

She left her mic open on handover. She is: “So fed up with these schedules.” Don’t worry - so are we.

Ofthemasons telling us there is less than fifty in the business. Does he actually mean less than fifty left for his show’s allocation? I suppose the first statement encourages people to buy and the second statement would encourage people to leave it to another time?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Think he means 50 left on this allocation, but of course they wouldn’t tell you that

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Basically, anything any one of them tells you, think the opposite.

This power bank has got a working torch, he says. Not working when he tries it. Then says this one hasn’t been charged. Checks and says oh yes it has. Doesn’t try the not-working torch option again. Moves on. Sheer comedy on DTTV.

 

[Lord Helpus]

She left her mic open on handover. She is: “So fed up with these schedules.” Don’t worry - so are we.

Ofthemasons telling us there is less than fifty in the business. Does he actually mean less than fifty left for his show’s allocation? I suppose the first statement encourages people to buy and the second statement would encourage people to leave it to another time?

Is Natalia fed up with early shifts or are sales not going well?

Are the presenters on commission do we know?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The truth of it lies (pardon the pun) in the open mic during breaks scenarios. You learn more from those than anything you hear on-air.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m still wondering if anybody on air will touch on the channel being 24 this week, as the presenters seemed to make out, as though, the channel was on its summer holidays last year, then they should

Create and Craft are currently celebrating being 21, Mr Parker was on there yesterday, saying how he misses the old IW, and the studios, at Newark Road, he let slip. That if they hadn’t let there presenters stay at the studios at the beginning of lockdown, and latter in the car park, both channels would have folded in 2020

 

[Jazzydrury]

POTD is Table Top Football. Hello 1980s

 

[Battiola73]

POTD is Table Top Football. Hello 1980s

Oh joy and bliss, can’t wait - not

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They've already got the table. They just need the 22 plastic figures two blow pipes and a ball.

 

[Jazzydrury]

They've already got the table. They just need the 22 plastic figures two blow pipes and a ball.

The table is on the wonk mind

 

[Jazzydrury]

Seeing the cricket season has begun, how about a Howzat table

 

[Lord Helpus]

They've already got the table. They just need the 22 plastic figures two blow pipes and a ball.

Well they have plenty of plastic presenters and a few blow hards.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mouthy Mike is 'havin a paddle in a foot spa. Cor Blimey it's like being down at Margate wiv all the family. Luverly.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mouthy Mike is 'havin a paddle in a foot spa. Cor Blimey it's like being down at Margate wiv all the family. Luverly.

And ideal for pregnant vegetarian diabetics.

 

[Muttley]

Mouthy Mike is 'havin a paddle in a foot spa. Cor Blimey it's like being down at Margate wiv all the family. Luverly.

Could be worse, he could have given a rendition of Chas and Dave's Margate. I'd best shut up in case any of the children in the gallery are reading this, don't want to subject anyone to that!

 

[Jazzydrury]

You can tell its summer Zzuzh is back

 

[Jazzydrury]

Zhuzh 100ml for £9.99 think it didn’t used to be that expensive, they never go into the history of the product