Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Was it anybody on here who texted into the old Ideal World, when Masons of Mike was doing a Vostok show, saying they had sold all their Rolex watches to start collecting Vostok watches.

Not guilty your honour (I wish I had thought of it!)

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Them type of messages don't get through on IW3, because you can't kid a kidder.

 

[Wanderer]

You can treat him to a deep fried mars bar and a rowie, when Pedro comes up to Aberdeen to visit you.

Just don't let him in the backdoor......

 

[Hammy60]

You can treat him to a deep fried mars bar and a rowie, when Pedro comes up to Aberdeen to visit you.

The kids are reading here again, shame they can't read out my actual text about teh watches instead of making up bullshit texts, ******* cowards.

Dougal & Nelly at the pantomime?

A name i actually know. I had an Aunt Nelly (Helen) but she died from cancer when i was a toddler.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I cannae believe the pick of the day was going to be that walking cane,

The kids are reading here again, shame they can't read out my actual text about teh watches instead of making up bullshit texts, ******* cowards.

Dougal & Nelly at the pantomime?

A name i actually know. I had an Aunt Nelly (Helen) but she died from cancer when i was a toddler.

Dougal the dog and nelly the elephant.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

The kids are reading here again, shame they can't read out my actual text about teh watches instead of making up bullshit texts, ******* cowards.

Dougal & Nelly at the pantomime?

A name i actually know. I had an Aunt Nelly (Helen) but she died from cancer when i was a toddler.

Ye cannae come tae the granite city

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Christ. Do you think it was that cane with a light and horrible siren, and weird suction pads on the bottom.

 

[Wanderer]

Is this the effect Natalia is aiming for?

 

[Hammy60]

You can treat him to a deep fried mars bar and a rowie, when Pedro comes up to Aberdeen to visit you.

Never had deep fried mars bar, just don't fancy it. Rowies are not the same these days, used to be made with lard, but they've gone all healthy these days, still some okay ones but not as good as the past. Plus the best ones, Aitken's Rowies are no longer made, the owner got done for child pornography and Aitkens no longer.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Is this the effect Natalia is aiming for?

Isn't that the former snooker player Ray Reardon?

 

[Wanderer]

Christ. Do you think it was that cane with a light and horrible siren, and weird suction pads on the bottom.

Sounds like we had a narrow escape.

 

[Wanderer]

Isn't that the former snooker player Ray Reardon?

Not often you'd see him smile.....

 

[Hammy60]

Not often you'd see him smile.....

especially when Pot Black was in black and white he had a real dracula vibe.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

The same old spiel all the time. Selling out, hundreds on the line, don't miss out, just buy one, even if you don't want one?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Not often you'd see him smile.....

Maybe just potted a couple of pinks at the same time

 

[GrahamBristol]

(Sorry if I should know....)
Has Peter Simon been fighting?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

(Sorry if I should know....)
Has Peter Simon been fighting?

Said he walked into a patio door.

 

[Wanderer]

(Sorry if I should know....)
Has Peter Simon been fighting?

He needs new entrance music for that scenario....

 

[Gray]

There's not a hope in hell that whatever has happened to Pedro's face was a result of walking into a patio door. Did he have the plaster on his forehead the day before, because I don't remember it? If he'd gone nose first into it, that could explain what's going on with his nose and eyes, but he would also have some serious bruising around the eyes, which there is no evidence of. And if he had gone nose first, how does that explain the bumps on his forehead or whatever it is that is going on with his cheeks? If he had gone forehead first into it, which I'm assuming is what the plaster is trying to indicate, that doesn't explain, the eyes, nose and cheeks etc. Unfortunately, lying is so second nature to the man that he can't even be honest when people are concerned over his well-being and the way he looks.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It speaks volumes for the ethics of his employer, letting him appear in that state. They either couldn’t care less what image he presents, thought it would create sympathy purchases, or just nobody took it upon themselves to tell the old fu…mucker he was not going on air in that visual state of horror. In other words…nobody cared.