Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

According to the guy who stood in for Rob last night, when they say stock is nearly gone, it’s for that show.

But the others don’t tell you that

And this is precisely why it means feck all.

It would be like a bricks and mortar retail shop saying 'we're nearly sold out of this product, last five so you'd better buy now!' whilst knowing they have more stock in the store room and will be restocking the shelf that night.

Then, next day saying to people 'we're nearly sold out of this product, last five so you'd better buy now!' whilst knowing they have more stock in the store room and will be restocking the shelf that night.

Selly telly, the home of smoke and mirrors ...

 

[galesgal57]

Hope you are enjoying wearing the wonder, cure all copper socks Hammy. Your feet must be as smooth as silk.

 

[Latearrival]

Has Pedro got a plaster on his forehead (his right, our left). Or am I seeing things. Also, looks like he has had his eyebrows tinted.

His eyebrows look weird almost devil like I’m sat wondering if he’s had his forehead Botoxed

 

[Jazzydrury]

Honest Story

Must have been 11 or 12, Went into our local corner shop, with a friend, and wanted to buy a Panda Pop.

The old shopkeeper said sorry girls you can’t have them, I’ve only got 4 left till next week, and if you take 2 I’ll only have 2 left, and I only get these for kids, We were like what, we didn’t reply

But I remember when we left the shop we called him a wrinkly old so in so

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Has Pedro styled his eyebrows on Ming the Merciless.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He dislikes phoney people. Well, he did in 1988.

 

[galesgal57]

His eyebrows look weird almost devil like I’m sat wondering if he’s had his forehead Botoxed

You're right, his eyebrows look weird. Maybe Natalia has been working her magic on him.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What the Hell has happened to his face. His nose looks like the M1 with a fifth lane added? Did some rattanless punter lamp him?

 

[Jazzydrury]

He certainly doesn’t look right

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Honest Story

Must have been 11 or 12, Went into our local corner shop, with a friend, and wanted to buy a Panda Pop.

The old shopkeeper said sorry girls you can’t have them, I’ve only got 4 left till next week, and if you take 2 I’ll only have 2 left, and I only get these for kids, We were like what, we didn’t reply

But I remember when we left the shop we called him a wrinkly old so in so

Oh, I used to love the blue raspberry and cherry flavoured ones.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I am sure he has a plaster on the right side of his forehed. Covering the brusing from one of the botox injection site? He forehead does look shiny and smoother than it did earlier in the week, when he was last on.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

These may help with a splattered schnozzle. These may help with replacing an amputated limb. These may help when the bridge of your nose has taken over two thirds of your face. These may help to stop medically unqualified buffoons saying these may help. His nose actually reminds of me of a V-shaped penis.

These repetitive, unfounded medical ‘may help’ claims are completely unacceptable. This is what happens with no adults supervising. You want to look in the mirror, mate. The state of your boat is a lot funnier than your Hammy gags.

 

[Jazzydrury]

These may help with a splattered schnozzle. These may help with replacing an amputated limb. These may help when the bridge of your nose has taken over two thirds of your face. These may help to stop medically unqualified buffoons saying these may help.

My Tango drink went the wrong way, reading that, it’s coming out of my nose

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Get ready for the start buy at 11. A Flopro Smartio No Kink Hose.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Why is Hammy out walking with just Dougal, what about Brian, Ermintrude, Dylan and Mr McHenry.

 

[Mommabear]

Just had to switch on to see, ong what's he done to himself?

He adores Hammy......well it's not reciprocated

 

[Duke of Cheese]

In fact, his nose hasn’t changed. It’s his eyes that’ve fallen out and moved two miles away from one another. I could park a Plymouth Barracuda in that gap.

 

[Mommabear]

Switching off again, he makes me feel ill

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

He doesn't seem to have any forehead wrinkles anymore, it is smooth now, and he cannot raise his eyebrows.

 

[Jazzydrury]

you can’t hardly see his eyes