Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh what a tangled web we weave when oh we practise to deceive…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Didn’t Bev call the tool a Wonky Donkey? Have they copied her?

 

[Keep Going]

Didn’t Bev call the tool a Wonky Donkey? Have they copied her?

Pedro the wonky donkey?

 

[Jazzydrury]

This is the real Wonkey Donkey lol

 

[Hammy60]

Has Peter V mentioned the limited time in turbo mode?

He made a big point of that limitation for cordless vacs during his sales pitch for the corded vac the other day.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That is one for the ASA - Hammy saying the it is the best vacuum he has ever used. What an outfit.

 

[Hammy60]

Best Vacuum? Well in the REAL Hammy's opinion, it's HENRY.

 

[Jazzydrury]

My dad bought a IW Polti a couple of years ago it doesn’t pick up anything, it sits on our landing as a just in case

 

[Jazzydrury]

Why are they offering a buy both

 

[Hammy60]

Why are they offering a buy both

One for each hand, vacuum in stereo.

 

[Hammy60]

My dad bought a IW Polti a couple of years ago it doesn’t pick up anything, it sits on our landing as a just in case

From experience with a cordless (not Polti) seem okay for hard floors and if you just want a quick hoover over carpets but not much good for a good deep hoovering of carpets.

 

[cheeky chappie]

£37.99 is a market beating price.

Amazon.co.uk

I'm not being funny Hammy however what's your point exactly?

I really have to defend IW on this one, shame on you.

It IS a market beating price, got it?!?

They're referring to the 'gullible millionaires market' that's held around the corner from the IW studios each month.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I simply cannot wait until they start selling cars. It will be great to have a £25k model reduced to £250. You know…a similar level of reductions to those they apply to the beauty tools.. Plus a lifetime warranty, of course - other than on tyres, brakes and clutches. Ideal Motors…here you come..

Peter Simon has wrinkles and crinkles, Super Lips says. Does he also have lumpies and bumpies. Only his patter, perhaps.

 

[Gray]

Peter Vol-au-vent seemed to be a permanent fixture yesterday whenever I flicked over to the channel. I noticed he is now an expert in pillows to add to everything else that he is an "expert" in. Why on earth do Ideal World need two presenters to sell pillows? And why on earth do Ideal World keep employing this total shyster?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Does he demo for TJC also

 

[User 23988]

Peter Vol-au-vent seemed to be a permanent fixture yesterday whenever I flicked over to the channel. I noticed he is now an expert in pillows to add to everything else that he is an "expert" in. Why on earth do Ideal World need two presenters to sell pillows? And why on earth do Ideal World keep employing this total shyster?

This shyster will be waiting for rattan season,to con some poor mug into parting with their money!
Volleyball hang your head in shame

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His wife probably pushes to get him slots. His lack of preparation is disappointing. He was asked a couple of key questions on the water filter on-air yesterday and bluffed his way out of them. You think anybody presenting themselves as an expert on anything wouldn’t want to get caught out for personal pride reasons more than anything else. It was the same with tech when he was doing that on the former versions. Anybody who knew about tech could see him winging it at times. Others presumably don’t see that?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Best Vacuum? Well in the REAL Hammy's opinion, it's HENRY.

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I agree. Here is mine, 1200w twin speed version still going strong.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Just tuned in, thought it was Joe in the kitchen, but it is a full on cringefest with Genand Natalia and that bloody AVOLOGI device, which always sells out, yet quickly returns.

 

[Gray]

Does he demo for TJC also

I've never seen him on TJC. I could be wrong, but it feels like he's only on Ideal World primarily on days that his wife has a shift.