Random musings and general banter.

[Gooner1963]

6 sheets only is crap nowadays

 

[Keep Going]

This will be one to get on the household insurance, i've no doubt he will say it!

Get this shredder on the 'ome insurance....forgive me!

 

[Keep Going]

"its got a reverse" he says look he says I will show you....zoooom the whole sheet of paper into the shredder whilst he stands pressing random buttons as per hoping for the best!!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I don’t want to scaremonger. Oh yes you do. You know your demographic.

He apparently comes from an era (the 1960s) when you could leave your back door unlocked. My Dad locked the flat up in 1968 and came back to find all our possessions gone. Plenty of burglary in the 1960s and other serious crime, too. Including the brutal murder of three Metropolitan Police Officers in London in 1966.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Scaremongering ********. It wasn't that long ago they were telling us not to use a shredder and to buy the identity theft roller stamp they were selling. They are now selling a shredder, what a surprise! Bunch of shitheads.

I use the identity roller first and then shred ... I'm not daft!

 

[cheeky chappie]

Peter Simon is a public service.

I think you mean public nuisance

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I set fire to it all. Shredders I rank alongside MP3 players, Sony Walkmans, Telex machines, Stylophones, and Ascot Heaters…Exhibits in the Science Museum…

 

[cheeky chappie]

Beautiful Milanese-y strap ...

 

[cheeky chappie]

I set fire to it all. Shredders I rank alongside MP3 players, Sony Walkmans, Telex machines, Stylophones, and Ascot Heaters…Exhibits in the Science Museum…

So do I, I use the identity roller, then shred it, then burn it ...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He genuinely can’t be ar sed to learn about the products outside of on-air. He can’t even reverse the paper…

 

[Hammy60]

Still can't get the hang off the reverse function.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Imagine him in a car…

 

[Keep Going]

Ham fists tried to do the reverse function again, take 2.......zooooom paper straight in shredded to 6237 pieces!

 

[Gooner1963]

Still can't get the hang off the reverse function.

or the rewind as he called it earlier

 

[Keep Going]

Shred the old bingo card in here, or that old Ladbrokes line that didnt come up!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

This will do CDs…DVDs…78s…16s…LaserDiscs…Ear Trumpets…8-Track cartridges…Remember what his producer just said…It WILL revert back to £245… Keep looking out for that one…

 

[Gooner1963]

2 reviews on Amazon both 1 stars

 

[Keep Going]

Oh the lights have went out.....

 

[cheeky chappie]

I can exclusively reveal Peter will be on the next series of Michael McIntyre's The Wheel ...

... however you won't see him, he'll be under the stage peddling a stationary bike to make the wheel turn.

 

[Hammy60]

I'm surprised i haven't bought one yet.