Random musings and general banter.

[user 17461]

Have little think
listen to the music
it’s alluring it has a conversation
it’s sensual sexy.
you smell gorgeous do you want to impress people

you have nothing to lose and everything to gain
listen to the dreamy music
try it seriously try it
it’s amazing people will tell you
dont take my word
wait and see how your wife looks at you
« seriously do people fall for this crap »

If they didn't, he wouldn't waste his time on the spiel.

Some people just want to be ripped off.

 

[Muttley]

You just know when they spout guff like 'back by popular demand' that, at best, the demand came from one solitary viewer ...

When he said those words my bullshit alarm went off

 

[Keep Going]

"Carl" asks....is this eau de parfum up at the same standard as the one at £300....

Well sadly Carl....No its not...but buy 2 of what i'm flogging give one as a gift as they say Carl a problem shared is a problem halved.

Barry.....David.....Brenda.....Tony.....

 

[SiRich]

reminded me of this and I bet it smells similar! RIP Rik what a comedy legend he was.

 

[Keep Going]

Selling curtains.....oh i'd like to see them.

Mike says "our cameras dont move" unreal!!! Amateur hour again.

 

[Herring]

Loads of buyers coming in...

Half the stock is gone, last chance. Nigel's got his...

"Put the phone down Derrick. I SAID DOWN DERRICK. Buyers are all over it, the man just said. Even Nigel's in - if he's in there's no point trying. He's in for everything. Mike's now expecting a sell out. By the time you've worked out the first 4 digits on your card it'll be gone - and I'm not putting up with you having the hump. It'll be that Gamages watch all over agin. Better you put the phone down and move on. Besides, I got you some fragrance from Aldi last year and you don't even wear that... made the same ****** company as this anyway"

 

[Muttley]

reminded me of this and I bet it smells similar! RIP Rik what a comedy legend he was.

Love that clip, I liked the line from the shop owner "The sex spray for inadequate men who find it impossible to attract women". Can't believe you're comparing the new and improved Ideal World's offering to the spray Rik and Ade wanted to buy.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

A helter-skelter of pine tree, looks like a bit of old coat hanger to me.

I'm thinking back to the traditional Blue Peter Christmas decoration

. Which is better? The Blue Peter one or Ideal world??

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

A very dirty looking rug as the next offering

REALLY ……..

Where's Simon Isles with his Rug Doctor?

 

[Deleted member 21838]

For an Ideal World
Where we're free to choose
But in this Ideal World
You can get bet its full of shyte…


Ed..Er..Shyte doesn’t rhyme with choose??
Yes, but Shyte is found in many public loos….

 

[Keep Going]

I'm thinking back to the traditional Blue Peter Christmas decorationView attachment 26926. Which is better? The Blue Peter one or Ideal world??

Is this the current IW mk3 studio? That background looks familiar

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m glad I’m not the only one when I saw those trees, that they made me remember the Blue Peter Advent Crown, with the Extremely Flammable Tinsel

 

[Keep Going]

The cane is back again....its like an odour you cant get rid of!!

 

[Latearrival]

Thé walking stick is back and I’ve just heard that it can stick to beach pebbles
don’t beach pebbles move, scary thought

 

[Keep Going]

"a lot of professionals recommend this, a lot of care homes use this, a lot of hospitals advise you to use this" then the presenter telling you how to use it, with no mention of its only a recommendation etc and not pro advice.

Thats big statements...hope they can back them all up!

 

[Latearrival]

It’s like a toilet plungers
you couldn’t make this up
great Xmas gift
will stand upright on a bus
on thé side of a swimming pool

 

[Keep Going]

Grips on snow and ice!

 

[cheeky chappie]

Always remember the golden rule if you're a viewer of selly telly ... they'll spout any old guff to bag a sale. They couldn't care less.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Playing Cards, and a rubbish underwater camera

 

[cheeky chappie]

Regarding the £20 'sports camera', have they ever shown footage recorded by it, preferably outside footage? Ok, viewers would be limited quality wise by their own telly etc etc, nevertheless if they haven't shown some footage to give viewers an idea of the recording quality, why not?

Reminds me a bit of the drones. Other than showing live footage inside the studio, they never said 'and here's a 20 second clip taken outside in our garden the other day.'

Funny that

(if they have shown footage taken by the 'sports camera' I take my point back)