Random musings and general banter.

[Deleted member 21838]

Dash cams? Not again. Why don’t they sell a quality known brand one if they must keep repeating themselves with the items they show..

 

[Jazzydrury]

Gets worse think Peter is on with Bras at 6

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Washing lines of the world be warned.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Why have a female presenter with Mike for 4 hours, and now have shaoewear with Peter and a model it doesn’t make sense

 

[galesgal57]

Why have a female presenter with Mike for 4 hours, and now have shaoewear with Peter and a model it doesn’t make sense

I bet she feels like a right ***** stood there in that very attractive underwear.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

They should make him wear it. Well, 'make' is a strong word

 

[galesgal57]

They should make him wear it. Well, 'make' is a strong word

I'd like to see them on a larger lady, just to see if they work as well as they say, I have my doubts

 

[Keep Going]

Look at that big watch Pedro has on!!

 

[galesgal57]

I'd like to see them on a larger lady, just to see if they work as well as they say, I have my doubts

Ooh! A bra with sleeves, vv sexy.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

They were created by young, dynamic horologists. And..WOMEN!! Simon Peters, fresh from his bras Triumph (other makes are available) er… auditioning for the remake of Life Of Brian this evening. Upside Down Head Two ready to spew shyt..er..sorry Horological Expertise this evening to discerning watch buyers and WOMEN!!!

 

[Keep Going]

Pedro Simone says they have gremlins tonight, thats hs excuse for every fuc....up tonight, those gremlins whilst he coughs and splutter's all over the big hideous timepieces

 

[Deleted member 21838]

You MUST insure these. You MUST put these on your household insurance immediately. These are RARE. These are VALUABLE. And they are £54.99. (first of four Flexis). The last bit kills the previous bits stone dead…Free watch with each pair of ear buds purchased this evening. Er…strike that -reverse it.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Oh dear…technical problems in making the watches work. These are marvellous, Simon says, to fill time….A Junior Showtime type tap dance while ‘Then’ tries to make it work? Or perhaps let Peters parade around in a bra and no knickers until the start of time. Nice tactic - saying he can’t see the message, when clearly the message is not what he wants to read out loud. Classic comedy television. You can’t get better on normal television.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Quite simply - this is the best watch you’ve ever owned..What we are about to show you is probably (emphasis on the word probably) the finest watch in probably ever probably in the world. This is the Tour..Tourbi…er fancy tick tock watch invented by the magnificent Louis Abraham Martin & John Reggae Trojaan in 1971…Quite simply- you must put this brassiere er..time piece on your house insurance… Now, on to the Georgian Flexi Pay system…..I’d like to see the strap now..Later, Peter. If you‘re a good boy..

 

[Herring]

Mr probably exquisite and Mr there, there, there...

Funnily enough, "there, there, there" is what the wives of the men buying these watches will be saying to them once they've gotten off of the phone to the insurance company…

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Just like having a piece of Mars on your wrist…

 

[Hammy60]

The wonderful Jonathan Bordell, the is probable the blah blah blah, we've sold in the nearly 15 Years working together.

15 Years?

Bordell has only been involoved with Peter and IW since his company went bust which was in 2020, so max time it can be is 3 years not 15.

 

[galesgal57]

The wonderful Jonathan Bordell, the is probable the blah blah blah, we've sold in the nearly 15 Years working together.

15 Years?

Bordell has only been involoved with Peter and IW since his company went bust which was in 2020, so max time it can be is 3 years not 15.

The £300 watch winder they are giving away with the Tourbillon is less than £30 on Amazon.

 

[Hammy60]

The £300 watch winder they are giving away with the Tourbillon is less than £30 on Amazon.

Yeah they are just cheap Chinese watch winders, also on Ali Express for £23, which Solar Time give utterly ridiculous RRPs too.

There are £300 watch winders out there, but they tend to be better quailty with Japanese motors in them, but you won't see Bordell selling them, he's a predominately inexspensive "Made in China" guy.

 

[stratobuddy]

For all the watch collectors, just seen a type of watch I've never seen before. The "hands" are free-moving magnetic balls - - -

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