Rudolf
Registered Shopper
- Joined
- Jun 24, 2008
- Messages
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Twenty first century QVC far too boring - so let's move it back or forwards and say what we'd like to see... for me it's
QVC Does the Tudors...
All goods and chattels delivered to your dwelling place within 7-10 working weeks (private oxen and cart service) and, of course working week meaning seven days
Flat rate delivery charge of £4 10 sh and 4d. MBG - chuck it in the Thames and hope it floats our way.
Featuring
Northern Knights
Mulberry Tree Pantry
EasiYo Yoghurt - never been easier! Cow delivered to your door - just milk and leave to turn
DIY - outside broadcast from The Tower.
Christmastide in July! - everything ye need for a good old wassail featuring New World Candles
In the Kitchen with the King George Foreman spit roaster (pack of suckling pigs extra)
Beauty with Lady Alison Younge - turn yourself as white as a Northern Knights Sheet with help from our resident expert. No one better to advise on how to cover those pox marks!
A Musical Evening - get on your virginals! All the latest from lutes to harpsichords
...and we don't charge a groat in interest...
QVC Does the Tudors...
All goods and chattels delivered to your dwelling place within 7-10 working weeks (private oxen and cart service) and, of course working week meaning seven days
Flat rate delivery charge of £4 10 sh and 4d. MBG - chuck it in the Thames and hope it floats our way.
Featuring
Northern Knights
Mulberry Tree Pantry
EasiYo Yoghurt - never been easier! Cow delivered to your door - just milk and leave to turn
DIY - outside broadcast from The Tower.
Christmastide in July! - everything ye need for a good old wassail featuring New World Candles
In the Kitchen with the King George Foreman spit roaster (pack of suckling pigs extra)
Beauty with Lady Alison Younge - turn yourself as white as a Northern Knights Sheet with help from our resident expert. No one better to advise on how to cover those pox marks!
A Musical Evening - get on your virginals! All the latest from lutes to harpsichords
...and we don't charge a groat in interest...