QVC Room 101

[fairynuff]

ok just a bit of fun for a cold, wet Bank Holiday Monday evening! :1:

If you could choose 3 guests/presenters/items/ranges from QVC to banish from our screens for ever to Room 101 what would they be?

Hard to restrict myself to only 3 but mine would be
1.Richard Jackson....there's just something about his false enthusiasm that annoys the hell out of me.
2. Uri Geller ....another fake and so up himself it's embarrassing.
3.Michele Hope...if this is the best of British fashion Heaven help us!

:11::11:

 

[kitten_with_claws]

1. Richard Jackson - fake......& useless!
2. Jill Franks - fake......useless......& fairly seriously stupid!
3. Daniel Green's hair gel - gotta be cruel to be kind & sorry Daniel, I quite like you but the hair gel simply has to go..........it's for the best pet!

Dagnabbit, that's 3 things already - can I have another go fairynuff? lol

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

Dawn "boresby" bottle blonde Bibby.
Kim Mentalson and her stretch nylon clobber.
Alison yabber yabber "the ego" Young and her hideous new hair do!!!

 

[sued]

1) Tova
2)The show where they flog old cra* which was sunk on a boat many years ago
3)Uri Gellar - makes me cringe too

 

[petpixie]

1) Northern Nights stroking woman
2) Jilly Halliday's hairstyle
3) AY and AK's voiceboxes

 

[Julie]

Kim "I suck helium balloons between sentences" Mendelson

Jill " I would die for a pie" Franks

Scary Suzenstein from Northern Nights, it's ****** sticky sleeping on a marshmallow

 

[Calvin]

Jill Franks selling anything (and I suspect a pie would kill her, Julie :lol

Uri Gellar and his tat, which only counts for 1 choice

Feng Shui- utter cobblers.

 

[greatgable]

Uri Geller - con artist extraordinaire

The guy who flogs that expensive exmoor meat - he looks ill to me lol

The gold expert lady who doesnt seem so expert sometimes !

 

[merryone]

Ali Young's nails down a blackboard voice
Julia Roberts hair hair flicking and preening
I've not got it in for Ali Young, honest....but it does irritate me a bit when she's discussing skincare with a t caller and she said..."This is what I "prescribe" for you...she's talking about skincare for heaven's sake!!!

Postage and packing prices of course
Themed days.....getting more and more frequent....too much of a good thing...well a boring thing usually!

 

[NIKKID]

1 Jill Franks (popular isn't she!!!)
2 All craft/cardmaking products/programs/guests
3 Jennifer Kirk and her fairy dust

 

[Rentochops]

1. all jewellery hours/days/weeks :54:
2. It works - no they don't (and boring to watch)
3. Ruddy endless explanations of thread count, feathers, hyper cleaning, when to buy a new pillow, feather beds being a marshmallow for the body, pussy cats claws making flannel so soft in Portugal etc..

 

[AllThatGlitters]

Only 3?

1. Dennis Basso and Uri G. should be locked in a cupboard together. With the endlessly-patronising Tova.

2. AAAA Tanzanite shows. Look, who buys this stuff from QVC? Honestly?

2a. And gardening shows. Please.

2b. And Craft Days. No. More. Craft. Days.

3. Jill Franks, obviously. Mind you, I'm pretty tired of the unctuous 'take a look at this' Charlie Brooks. And JR's inability to be self-deprecating or take the blame for anything. And could someone drop a large hammer from the roof of the studio every time ALISON YOUNG shouts 'prestigious' at us?

 

[Polly Esther]

Alison Young's interruptions and shouting

The Julia Roberts/Simon Wilson double act

Kim (fake smile, fast talking, insincere, sweatygarmentpeddler) Mendelsson.

 

[maggiemay]

The words:

1. Literally
2. Yeah, yeah, yeah
3. On trend

 

[ERICS MUM]

a) insincere and smarmy presenters - Simon Biagi and Craig Rowe
b)the Quacker factory quack and silly middle-aged women who do it
c)over priced jewellery - so called "fine" and fashion.
d)84 plug plants to sit on your window sills

sorry, c and d are BOGOFs

Linda

 

[kitten_with_claws]

#15 Erics Mum - nooooooooooo, that's just cruel........

..........not the 84 little plug plants, it's not their fault they ended up in the hands of QVC!

 

[butterfly]

Can't believe we have a limit of only three but here are some prime contenders.
1. that older south african chap who does household things, completly mad and talks too quickly.
2. Kirks folly woman Jennifake with that blooming fairy dust, I mean come on!!mind you her daughter who flogs the Dreamkeeper seems so normal in comparison
3. Got to be Dawn Bubby, sorry Bibby, drives me nuts,
even my husband says oh god not Bubby, am I really mean to compare her to a young Miss Piggy ...meow

 

[Ryan]

Daniel Green.. get rid of him for good please!!!!
The Robotic American or Canadian Woman who sells her line of clothes..Is she for real?
Julia Roberts
Daniel Green
Daniel Green
Daniel Green.
All reasons to give QVC a miss.

 

[sublime]

Items which should be banned:

1. 'Statement' jewellery of the type only seen on Long John Silver/Nobby from D Wing

2 . Any item which might conceivably end up in Poundland, eg solar flamingoes or this one: http://www.qvcuk.com/ukqic/qvcapp.aspx/app.detail/params.item.757966

3. Anything nasty in faux fur leopard print. Who wants to look like a bad Bet Lynch tribute drag act?

Presenters to be axed:

1. Basso :12:

2. Anyone who talks to dolls as though they're alive :52:

3. Anyone who believes that hurling some glitter at a camera is spreading light and life throughout the world. :11:

 

[Rudolf]

1. Miserable looking Dawn Bibby. She can also take ALL craft shows with her. Sorry for those of you that love craft!
2. Miserable woman that is the GAWLD expert. Looks bored and miserable, miserable and miserable.
3. Daniel Green's hair. Must be against health and safety to have all that extra grease dripping everywhere in the food shows.