QVC Christmas song!

[merryone]

Prizes (well a virtual prize) for anyone who can make out the lyrics of the QVC christmas song used in their ad breaks. "Maybe this year's going to be a.".....cue unintelligible wailing! what's it gonna be Q? cause I can't make it out. I vaguely heard Christmas memory at the end, well I think I did! Answers on a postcard please. In the meantime, feel free to make up your own lyrics! Whilst I'm here I've got another suggestion to add to L'occy Lexy's exhaustive list of recipients for her sift n gift handcreams - what about the bailiff?!

 

[Brissles]

Well, the Christmas promo clearly has all the boxes ticked, but I couldn't see anyone who is disabled or any drag artists !

 

[merryone]

Well, the Christmas promo clearly has all the boxes ticked, but I couldn't see anyone who is disabled or any drag artists !

Or homeless - Disgraceful!

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Can you see subtitles on Q, not that it might help as subtitles are notorious for getting some howlers up there. Bad when it‘s a live show but even worse when it is a recorded one which could be checked.

 

[JeepSwensonfan]

The missing part says euuurrgh rggghhhhh yeah.

 

[merryone]

The missing part says euuurrgh rggghhhhh yeah.

It actually does!

 

[Bea Frugal]

Sift n gift makes my toes curl.

 

[Fuzzyfelt]

The word “gifting” annoys me especially when JF says it.

 

[val]

 

[val]

Baby this year it's just gonna be you and me
Hang by the fire and chill
Isn't this how it’s supposed to be
Making our Christmas memories

 

[merryone]

Baby this year it's just gonna be you and me
Hang by the fire and chill
Isn't this how it’s supposed to be
Making our Christmas memories

Thanks Val! You can actually make out the lyrics. The Q version is just wailing!

 

[Brissles]

Surely those that sign off this stuff, must realise this !

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Anybody who calls me guys, says super exciting, and asks what am I gifting this Festive Period is heading for a large custard pie splattering.

 

[Dame Fondacox]

On the fifth day of Christmas QVC gave to me, five easy pays...four Cozee Homes, three OTOs, two TSVs and a load of old baloney.

 

[madaunty]

On the fifth day of Christmas QVC gave to me, five easy pays...four Cozee Homes, three OTOs, two TSVs and a load of old baloney.

Brilliant….

 

[Deleted member 21838]

On the twelfth day of Christmas my QVC gave to me
Twelve Skin Flints Flogging
Eleven Biagis Bluffing
Ten Hohbeins Hawking
Nine Franklins Fawning
Eight Keenans Kun…ing
Seven Peters Pratting
Six Roberts Robbing
Five Literallies
Four Dud Returns
Three Pounds Off
Two Terrible Hosts
And a Poo Pourri in a Lavatory

 

[donna255]

Actually, I think the ones we see are really all QVC US ads. They are all to Hallmark Channel perfection.