I can just imagine her saying, "Oh Philip! I hope you have a lovely vat of that elastizer for me? Be a sweetie and tousle some through my tresses just now would you. You know it's been over 20 years since I last used any and my hair just hasn't been the same without it. Talking of elastizer Phil, you know you've been trading this product using my name for over 20 years now and we are going to have to have a word about an obscenely large royalty cheque with my name on it, afterall there ain't much movie work in heaven!"
