Peter Simon speaks for the dead

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Anna, this is completely priceless..... I won't give it away for anyone who hasn't yet viewed it, but when his "M... loves....." statement was uttered I just collapsed laughing.... Shades of Pope Pete alright - and how!! This should qualify for an Oscar :mysmilie_15::mysmilie_15:QUOTE=Anna_Key;843027]I'm waiting for the IW LIVE, yes, LIVE! séance with quest medium Derek "are you there, Sam?" Acorah......not even Pervy Pete could outdo this performance!
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Anna_Key said:
I'm waiting for the IW LIVE, yes, LIVE! séance with quest medium Derek "are you there, Sam?" Acorah......not even Pervy Pete could outdo this performance!
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I wonder if Derek could connect with the old Ideal World?

You know, the friendly, honest, often silly and cheesy one that snuffed it quite some time ago and was replaced by it's horrid, disingenuous, often offensive, grating, far less attractive sibling.

Far less attractive :mysmilie_59:
 
Anna_Key said:
I'm waiting for the IW LIVE, yes, LIVE! séance with quest medium Derek "are you there, Sam?" Acorah......not even Pervy Pete could outdo this performance!
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Absolutely hilarious! Sure PS wasn't writing the script for Derek? It's certainly worthy of him...
 
maymorganlondon said:
Absolutely hilarious! Sure PS wasn't writing the script for Derek? It's certainly worthy of him...
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Oh Lord! How anyone could take that performance seriously is beyond me!

Maybe Ideal could get Derek on to help channel the opinions and preferred colour choices from presenters' dead relatives?

"Well Peter, I'm getting pretty strong vibrations from Denniece's Fanny. Yes, her Great Aunt Fanny loves the moissanite ring, but prefers the 2 carat version"
 
If Pete was there he'd not only hear the spiritual voices, not only see the ghostly shapes, not only smell the ghostly scent of Perfume Pete's loo cleaner......

Enigma said:
Oh Lord! How anyone could take that performance seriously is beyond me!

Maybe Ideal could get Derek on to help channel the opinions and preferred colour choices from presenters' dead relatives?

"Well Peter, I'm getting pretty strong vibrations from Denniece's Fanny. Yes, her Great Aunt Fanny loves the moissanite ring, but prefers the 2 carat version"
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historymystery said:
If Pete was there he'd not only hear the spiritual voices, not only see the ghostly shapes, not only smell the ghostly scent of Perfume Pete's loo cleaner......
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Forget spiritual... He's just started a Vibrapower show frotting on the stair rail. No word of a lie.

I am not following his diet and exercise regime... after a month he had lost 2lbs (unless I got that wrong and he meant £2).
 
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maymorganlondon said:
Forget spiritual... He's just started a Vibrapower show frotting on the stair rail. No word of a lie.

I am not following his diet and exercise regime... after a month he had lost 2lbs (unless I got that wrong and he meant £2).
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He's bought, and is using, just about all the fitness machines that they sell. He says he's feeling better than he has in years. He's a changed person.

But no word on whether he's given up smoking his Ciggies :mysmilie_59:
 
Wirral70 said:
He's bought, and is using, just about all the fitness machines that they sell. He says he's feeling better than he has in years. He's a changed person.

But no word on whether he's given up smoking his Ciggies :mysmilie_59:
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What's particularly miraculous is the fact that this supposedly obese tv star (in his own estimation at least) looks absolutely no different than he did before his welcome, prolonged, absence from our screens.
 
maymorganlondon said:
What's particularly miraculous is the fact that this supposedly obese tv star (in his own estimation at least) looks absolutely no different than he did before his welcome, prolonged, absence from our screens.
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The only thing that looks different to me is that his piggy eyes look even piggier. Facelift? If so what's wrong with Fabulift?

Now he's onto the Halogen but forget keep fit. He's having Baked Camembert, Roast Chicken and I think he said Pecan Pie.

They just move on to the next load of BS and forget what they've just said don't they? :mysmilie_59:
 
Oh no, not the Vibrapower...the sight of the knees like sparrows elbows is enough to put you off your food. I still haven't got over the sight of seeing Mikey Boi's knobbly knees in the flapping shorts.

maymorganlondon said:
Forget spiritual... He's just started a Vibrapower show frotting on the stair rail. No word of a lie.

I am not following his diet and exercise regime... after a month he had lost 2lbs (unless I got that wrong and he meant £2).
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I literally flicked over and Peter Simon looked to the Sky and shouted 'Ronnie, I'm coming!', I presume he is referring to Ronnie Corbett though I don't get it. Was he suggesting he 'died'after a rubbish joke?
 
Dr Quincy said:
I literally flicked over and Peter Simon looked to the Sky and shouted 'Ronnie, I'm coming!', I presume he is referring to Ronnie Corbett though I don't get it. Was he suggesting he 'died'after a rubbish joke?
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Only in his wildest dreams could he ever come close to Ronnie Corbett, and that would only be to serve him if he'd ever went to McDonalds.
 
The old never has been is definetly geting worse, if he was a friend or relative (god help you) but if he was you would have a word with him to make sure he is ok or needs help.

I know to some that may sound over the top, but just watch him for a few minutes, I serioulsy dont think its an act anymore I think he is that far up his own ar$£ he doesnt what he's doing.
 
And just to prove my point as I hit enter to post my last snippet above, he is selling a sat nav and says, quote "Say a lorry full of viagra has tipped over, the police may be looking for a hardened criminal".................who buys of IW when he's on????
 
S C O said:
The old never has been is definetly geting worse, if he was a friend or relative (god help you) but if he was you would have a word with him to make sure he is ok or needs help.

I know to some that may sound over the top, but just watch him for a few minutes, I serioulsy dont think its an act anymore I think he is that far up his own ar$£ he doesnt what he's doing.
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Let's be clear here.

This was supposedly a Technology Show with a supposedly serious Technology Expert. And then we have him, known best for throwing himself in gunge 30 years ago, telling utterly filthy, sexual innuendo laden stories (they aren't jokes) and being beyond disrespectful about a very much loved, truly legendary Entertainer who sadly left us this week.

This is the Ideal World of 2016, it's trash. And the sooner it's dead the better. It's complete and utter, embarrassing garbage.

In terms of toe curling dross it's becoming miles worse than Bid ever was :mysmilie_59:
 
Wirral70 said:
Let's be clear here.

This was supposedly a Technology Show with a supposedly serious Technology Expert. And then we have him, known best for throwing himself in gunge 30 years ago, telling utterly filthy, sexual innuendo laden stories (they aren't jokes) and being beyond disrespectful about a very much loved, truly legendary Entertainer who sadly left us this week.

This is the Ideal World of 2016, it's trash. And the sooner it's dead the better. It's complete and utter, embarrassing garbage.

In terms of toe curling dross it's becoming miles worse than Bid ever was :mysmilie_59:
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I found an episode of Double Dare on YouTube featuring a controversial presenter. And John Leslie: here
 
Last night I watched a bit of the Acer tablet show with Janice. To be fair she was being as pro as possible when working with Peter. Peter was spanking floor staff and I quote "that's the first time a pussy has spoken to me" after an app of a cat spoke to him. Ideal seems to be going down the pan.
 
I can't for the life of me understand, what else he has to do to get kicked off, is this bloke truly Teflon coated? Wake up IW. He is a liability, along with the other bloke who is bald. When they come on, I can't even listen to them let alone watch.
 

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