Peter Simon selling a "Worry Angel"!

[Greg]

I think I would be worried if a big piece of my stomach had been replaced with some weird shaped rock.

I mean what a piece of TAT!

 

[Tasi]

Nah! SmileyCentral.com One day the Judge and I were playing his favourite game of "squeek piggy squeek" when I noticed he'd managed to ingeniously fit himself with a little curly tale by the use of what I thought was a ringpull from his coke (he had earlier been muttering something about needing some coke). Just to add a little more fun into the proceedings I decided to lash the ringpull and see if I could catch a hold on it. After quite a few endeavours I eventually managed this but unfortunately on withdrawing the lash I ripped the whole thing out. The Judge screamed and my maid came rushing in thinking one of us had forgotten the "safeword". She then screamed on sight of what she thought was a string of alien's eggs protruding from piggy's backside. "Lorr luvaduck Mistress, what are we to do, should we set them on fire?" Oh how we laughed!


You taking Christmas bookings yet Argey?

 

[susie59]

Hello Argey, haven't seen you for ages - sitting at the computer been a tad uncomfortable? xx