The bottle looks like something from Poundland, look at the label :mysmilie_19:
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The bottle looks like something from Poundland, look at the label :mysmilie_19:
Mommabear
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I thought for a minute then that DirtyP was going to say he didn't like it
Looked like he was going to choke
Looked like he was going to choke
Mommabear
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£12.99 for pure perfume!!!!! and DP wants his phone hahaha
He's pretended to order it
He's pretended to order it
Right, we have Dirty Peter on record as saying that this is the best fragrance of the last decade.
Pure perfume for £13? Empress of Oust :mysmilie_19:
Mommabear
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Selling very well
It's THE product of 2013 too. I do admire Sherlock's enthusiasm though.
Prada Perfume
"This is that night when the world is still. You are on your own and heading towards the door. The cab is waiting for you and the joy of a night ahead lies in great anticipation. The snow gently falling, you feel a million dollars, and the luxury of the pearls and the gold and the watch you wear, the decadence of that taffeta or that evening dress, that shawl, that coat. the combination of the firmanents like that of the sun that rises and falls as we geteth the moon. You are the star in the firmanent, you glisten as the light fades from the front door, you walk the path, it is Prada. It's the anticipation of the cold against your feet, as the cab door is opened, you gracefully enter and seat yourself upon the rear seat. The aromas of Prada, the toberose. You look forward and the man in the front seat turns slowly and smiles, he catches Prada and toberose, his eyes widening and saying where would you like to go madam. You are going to the stars. It's Prada. It's toberose"
(by the way, I know it's tuberose but Peter dosen't seem to). And that's me done, i'm exhausted now :mysmilie_59:
"This is that night when the world is still. You are on your own and heading towards the door. The cab is waiting for you and the joy of a night ahead lies in great anticipation. The snow gently falling, you feel a million dollars, and the luxury of the pearls and the gold and the watch you wear, the decadence of that taffeta or that evening dress, that shawl, that coat. the combination of the firmanents like that of the sun that rises and falls as we geteth the moon. You are the star in the firmanent, you glisten as the light fades from the front door, you walk the path, it is Prada. It's the anticipation of the cold against your feet, as the cab door is opened, you gracefully enter and seat yourself upon the rear seat. The aromas of Prada, the toberose. You look forward and the man in the front seat turns slowly and smiles, he catches Prada and toberose, his eyes widening and saying where would you like to go madam. You are going to the stars. It's Prada. It's toberose"
(by the way, I know it's tuberose but Peter dosen't seem to). And that's me done, i'm exhausted now :mysmilie_59:
Whenever they pretend to order something they do a faff about 'Where's my phone-could someone get it?'
or 'My phones in the dressing room!'
Other times they claim there is no reception in the studio because they're in a Faraday cage!
Steve MacDonald once did a charade of having one of the studio staff use his phone to order a shirt he was flogging.it was transparently fake of course-he never gave his size.
mr tom
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what a pr#ck that man is. haha
According to Pete in 20 years of being in perfumery he has never experienced pure perfume being sold with such a low price
According to Pete in 20 years of being in perfumery he has never experienced pure perfume being sold with such a low price
Indeed. I would guess that the only way to get cheaper pure perfume is if someone gives you a bottle for free.
Someone like Yves Saint Laurent, personally :mysmilie_19:
stunning!
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He's at his best selling the worry angels "when you sit in the early hours, cold, lonely, wrapped in a throw (sold earlier) who do you talk too?.... "
The answer....
Some glass figures made in a foundry in China! Massed produced and shipped to the UK..... Simply stunning!
The answer....
Some glass figures made in a foundry in China! Massed produced and shipped to the UK..... Simply stunning!
I've yet to meet anyone with a decolleteur.
In support of a Fairy Figurine last night someone said:-
"On bright and golden wing, but when they settle down to sleep a gentle song they sing. The queen of the night, the wish you make, the heartfelt tear, we seek our life of moments, hidden in nooks and crannies of the joys of the fairies of the night".
Oh dear, Dirty Peter is yet again picking words from other people's work and mixing them up with his own drivel.
http://www.thepixiepit.co.uk/pooms.htm
"On bright and golden wing, but when they settle down to sleep a gentle song they sing. The queen of the night, the wish you make, the heartfelt tear, we seek our life of moments, hidden in nooks and crannies of the joys of the fairies of the night".
Oh dear, Dirty Peter is yet again picking words from other people's work and mixing them up with his own drivel.
http://www.thepixiepit.co.uk/pooms.htm
bumblebee you have no idea how much drivel/dribble comes out of that man's mouth
you should pay attention to some of his sells, the handbags and fragrances are always good value for Peter Simonisms
there is no other man on this planet who can use so many words together and say absolutely nothing meaningful!
It's just a shame even his bullshit isn't original.
Milli Vanilli have nothing on Dirty Pedro.
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Google "Peter Simon says". Someone has set up an account featuring verbatim some of his choicest utterances. They have to be seen to be disbelieved!
