Shock horror!!! A Padua for a pound.Must multi-buy straight away. Viscose pashminas we are being spoilt tonight. What has Helen got on her head?
Even if it's the very finest Meriani grade AAA Tanzanite from the foothills of Mount Kilimanjaro that's about to run out in <strike>5 years</strike> <strike>10 years</strike> <strike>15 years</strike> 20 years?I am not a huge lover of jewellery but I do follow a few simple rules when I occasionally buy some.
If the P+P costs 799% more than the actual item I tend to think it might not be very good quality. But if the total associated purchase charges cost 952% more it does cross my mind the item might be crap.
I suppose we're lucky not many retailers do that.
Why would you? Even if it dropped to a flippin' penny, why would you bother to pay nearly £10 on a piece of tat like that, let alone multibuy. If you want a worthless bit of junk jewellery pop down to Primark or New look and pick a couple of items up, and they'll cost less than a fiver, why, unless you can't get out of the house or you live miles away from any shops would you?
Why would you? Even if it dropped to a flippin' penny, why would you bother to pay nearly £10 on a piece of tat like that, let alone multibuy. If you want a worthless bit of junk jewellery pop down to Primark or New look and pick a couple of items up, and they'll cost less than a fiver, why, unless you can't get out of the house or you live miles away from any shops would you?