Never ceased to be amazed......

[Brissles]

at the spiel and guff that the guests/brand ambassadors come out with.

Just watching Garden Reflections and the lady says about a couple of bits of metal sculptures (swallows) " they could signify new beginnings to give someone. (I'm still laughing ) "they could remind someone of you when they look at them" - ( still laughing ).

I hope they don't present a couple of gnomes next .... oh wait it's a bl...dy gorilla ! Will it remind me of someone ? (a few actually )

 

[Wanderer]

I don't watch much of Q, but I do see what you mean.

 

[Grizelda]

The other day, Glen described a garment as something you could wear to a 'fun wedding.' He needs to take some time off.

 

[candycane]

I saw that Anouska woman the other day who had supposedly "designed the set". It was just a bistro set with a blanket chucked on it. Designer my hoo hoo. Why is it that all these mildly posh people think they are designers because they put a boring lamp on a boring table?

CC

 

[Cashers]

I saw that Anouska woman the other day who had supposedly "designed the set". It was just a bistro set with a blanket chucked on it. Designer my hoo hoo. Why is it that all these mildly posh people think they are designers because they put a boring lamp on a boring table?

CC

But Candy, don't you know you can change the whole vibe of the garden by swapping the pink cushion for a beige one!!! Utter crap! It's a cushion on a cheap looking garden chair, sorry, Anouska calls it a small sofa as it was so generous in size!! More crap, it's a chair!

 

[Craftalot]

But Candy, don't you know you can change the whole vibe of the garden by swapping the pink cushion for a beige one!!! Utter crap! It's a cushion on a cheap looking garden chair, sorry, Anouska calls it a small sofa as it was so generous in size!! More crap, it's a chair!

It's only a 'small sofa' if you're regulation QVC Banker's Wife Thin, like Anouska or Lucy Piper.

 

[candycane]

But Candy, don't you know you can change the whole vibe of the garden by swapping the pink cushion for a beige one!!! Utter crap! It's a cushion on a cheap looking garden chair, sorry, Anouska calls it a small sofa as it was so generous in size!! More crap, it's a chair!

Yes and a very flimsy looking chair on that bistro set. If Mr CC sat on it, it would be a pile of sticks - it looks like it would only hold someone of six stone or less.

CC

 

[Cashers]

Yes and a very flimsy looking chair on that bistro set. If Mr CC sat on it, it would be a pile of sticks - it looks like it would only hold someone of six stone or less.

CC

Apparently the feedback from last year's batch report legs going rusty and marking patios/ decking. Wonder if that's why Anouska suggested buying an indoor/ outdoor rug to make the space into an outside room??

 

[May]

at the spiel and guff that the guests/brand ambassadors come out with.

Just watching Garden Reflections and the lady says about a couple of bits of metal sculptures (swallows) " they could signify new beginnings to give someone. (I'm still laughing ) "they could remind someone of you when they look at them" - ( still laughing ).

I hope they don't present a couple of gnomes next .... oh wait it's a bl...dy gorilla ! Will it remind me of someone ? (a few actually )

yeah most of the presenters on there lol

 

[Brissles]

The Range have some great patio sets.

 

[candycane]

Home Bargains online have lots of planters and hanging baskets very cheap. The factory shop in Kelso had nice mosaic bistro sets last year for £70 but, again, they wouldn't have been suitable for anyone over 13 stone or so. Very flimsy. The garden centre had really nice ones and substantial, but you have to pay the price. I'd need to sit on them first before parting with my cash.

CC

 

[Brissles]

I find most of gardening seating too low and hilariously rock back and forth to get myself up and I'm no heavyweight!

But I did see a bar set - 2 substatial high chairs and a table in The Range for £225 - great !