I keep thinking of the old Homepride advert “graded grains make finer flour” in respect of Hattie.
Imagine Dave Troth working for Homepride.
"This, is flour. But not just any flour"
*30 second clock appears*
"There's only a one in two million chance of finding this rarest grade of flour"
*another 30 second clock appears*
"When I was a lad, my uncle, Ben, who lived with my aunt, Bessie, used to sit with me for hours, telling me all about the rarest, finest grains that money can buy"
*another 30 second clock appears*
"Before I became a flour expert, I used to work with my good friend, John West, but I never really settled into that job - I always thought there was something fishy about that industry - so I decided to follow my heart and get involved with flour"
*another 30 second clock appears*
"Through my good contacts in the industry, I've managed to source you this unique type of flour. It's available from Harrods for £2000 per kilo, but I can bring it to you today, for just 50p. Now I know what you're thinking - you can get a Tesco Value bag for 39p. But this is RARE and TOP QUALITY flour. The finest money can buy".