Marketing - Translations

[boffy]

home electronics tsv: unbranded unheard of tat!:down:

 

[boffy]

designeresque:cheap looking tat.

 

[lizdelassa]

Perfect for any occasion - As long as you go out in the dark with it, to a dark restaurant/bar/nightclub and leave before dawn :taphead:

I'm stocking up for Christmas - They've given me so many freebies I'm going to palm them off on my friends/family so I can get rid of the unsellable carp :happy:

Makes a great present for a teacher - if you are into bribery buy them this expensive uneccessary gift so your kid gets good grades, and they'll not charge you for filling out your passport form either! :cash:

My son/daughter loves it - I pay them to tell all my friends and those people who come up to me in the supermarket/football match/hairdressers/school how wonderful these non-branded toys are - well I am on commission :thinking:

It hugs in all the right places - yes especially if you're overweight, it will show off all your lumps and bumps making you feel paranoid - and then you'll buy our overpriced diet chef and even more commission for me whoopee.
:down:

 

[mermaid]

Designer, but not one you've ever heard of

run to the phone, quickly, before you realize what you're doing