Mark Ryes is looking.... are you the one?

[Liam]

If rumours are true, then Mr Ryes could be your ideal guy Liam :smirk:

I'm far too tall ;-)

 

[HoodedClaw]

I'm far too tall ;-)

I'm sure Mr Ryes could get a stepladder - IW do a 13-in-1 ladder that may prove useful :nod:

 

[Greg]

Is the Saint Peter of Simon statuette available?? :wink:

 

[HoodedClaw]

Is the Saint Peter of Simon statuette available?? :wink:

As what? :wonder:

 

[Greg]

As Ryes new trick, of course lol. :emo:

 

[HoodedClaw]

As Ryes new trick, of course lol. :emo:

Ew.

Might still be a bit tall

 

[steveh31]

Sigh!! Be still my beating heart....Mark is wearing a lovely striped shirt and very fashionable waistcoat...popular with the chav element of east Manchester I believe... Look at that slim muscular lean figure and the elegance with which he presents the items and the slow seductive deep manly voice as he describes the quality merchandise. I've already bought 10 items just from his presentation alone.

Lol Mr Ryes just told us about his appearance on Wheel of Fortune with John Leslie and Jenny Powell... he lost by the way that must have pissed him off. Maybe he has a John leslie experience unfortunately I believe OK Magazine refused to pay Mr ryes a million pounds for his allegations of sexual encounters during the ad break with Mr Leslie.

 

[HoodedClaw]

As Ryes new trick, of course lol. :emo:

Aw. Be nice, greg. :thinking:

:smirk: