Mark Ryes is looking.... are you the one?

[steveh31]

markryes Mark Ryes (Twitter)
I wonder if 2012 can find me both a boyfriend and a new broadcasting challenge (ie. job!)
31 Dec

markryes Mark Ryes
@
@billyonairr @RAWRoss I just want a bf!!!
30 Dec

He's exchanging messages with young gay presenter Andrew Haydn Smith keep dreaming Ryes.

 

[Paul_s]

When did Sit-up drop him from their lineup?!

I can just see Ryes using Google images all through the night... :cheeky:

 

[steveh31]

He was only ever freelance and he lost his job doing contunity for Challenge when Sky revamped it so he seems to be on a bit of a downer.

 

[Bexi]

Any takers? :cheeky:

 

[HoodedClaw]

I don't hate myself THAT much, so no...

Besides, the moniker "pocket sized" doesn't say much about his particulars, as it were. :smirk:

 

[Greg]

You mean, like Hooded Claw and Bennyxp, Ryes is one of us???

 

[Liam]

Get me a bucket.

 

[HoodedClaw]

You mean, like Hooded Claw and Bennyxp, Ryes is one of us???

I'm honestly surprised that you're surprised, Greg! :wonder:

 

[HoodedClaw]

Get me a bucket.

If rumours are true, then Mr Ryes could be your ideal guy Liam :smirk:

 

[Mommabear]

Any takers? :cheeky:

It's not looking good is it? :cheeky:

 

[fulhamphil]

Well for those how want to get a leg-up into the world of shopping telly, a leg-over with Mr Ryes might be a good career move. :clapping:

 

[HoodedClaw]

Well for those how want to get a leg-up into the world of shopping telly, a leg-over with Mr Ryes might be a good career move. :clapping:

Really? :wonder:

I'd have though a quick fumble with the Blue Peter tortoise would do your prospective TV career more good.

Especially if Mr Ryes is having to tout for work on Twitter :smirk:

And Benny: you don't know where he's been, so don't even go there! uke:

 

[Mommabear]

Really? :wonder:

I'd have though a quick fumble with the Blue Peter tortoise would do your prospective TV career more good.

Especially if Mr Ryes is having to tout for work on Twitter :smirk:

And Benny: you don't know where he's been, so don't even go there! uke:

Ah, would that appear to be the start of some interest shown? :wonder:

 

[Greg]

I'm honestly surprised that you're surprised, Greg! :wonder:

I really didn't.

On that revelation, I think I'm going back into my closet. :sad:

 

[HoodedClaw]

Ah, would that appear to be the start of some interest shown? :wonder:

If your eyesight hadn't given way Momma, you'd have been able to guess the answer to your question from the rest of my post.

But I'll sum it up for you, just in case you still don't get it:

uke:

 

[HoodedClaw]

I really didn't.

On that revelation, I think I'm going back into my closet. :sad:

I thought that burned down years ago? :nod:

 

[Greg]

Nah, just a hole at waist height, or in Ryes case, at knee....:bandit:

 

[HoodedClaw]

Nah, just a hole at waist height, or in Ryes case, at knee....:bandit:

Glory, glory: hallelujah! :clapping:

 

[Paul_s]

I'm sure he's in chastity. His pants look really BIG tonight... and no, I didn't look on purpose :tongue:

 

[HoodedClaw]

I'm sure he's in chastity. His pants look really BIG tonight... and no, I didn't look on purpose :tongue:

Maybe his mum bought them so he'll grow into them.

And yeah, RIGHT Paul_s :wink: